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			<title><![CDATA[Gross Bug Metaphor Wins Bad Sex Writing Prize]]></title>
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				British writer <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #rowansomerville" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #rowansomerville" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/rowansomerville/">Rowan Somerville</a> has <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101129/ap_en_ot/eu_britain_bad_sex">won</a> the <em>Literary Review</em>'s <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #badsexwriting" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #badsexwriting" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/badsexwriting/">Bad Sex Writing</a> prize for likening coitus to "a lepidopterist mounting a tough-skinned insect." Maybe the lady in question was wearing a <a href="http://www.costumesinc.com/p15836/Buggin-Out-Costume-Womens-Sexy-Bug-Costume.html">sexy bug</a> costume?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5701607/gross-bug-metaphor-wins-bad-sex-writing-prize" title="Click here to read more about Gross Bug Metaphor Wins Bad Sex Writing Prize">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Nov 2010 17:05:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Intense Nail Art To Impress And Intimidate]]></title>
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				As everyone knows, your fingernails are the best way to show the world what you care about. And that you never do manual labor.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5682697/intense-nail-art-to-impress-and-intimidate/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Intense Nail Art To Impress And Intimidate">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 05 Nov 2010 18:01:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Garden Of Eden Had A Nail Salon?]]></title>
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				This rather <a href="http://www.scrangie.com/2009/07/misa-fall-2009-im-only-human-collection.html">suggestive nail polish ad</a> is causing a bit of a stir over at Scrangie, a <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NAIL POLISH" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NAIL POLISH" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/nail-polish/">nail polish</a> blog,  with commenters taking both sides as to whether the ad is humorous or offensive. What do you think? [<a href="http://www.scrangie.com/2009/07/misa-fall-2009-im-only-human-collection.html">Scrangie</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5323118/the-garden-of-eden-had-a-nail-salon" title="Click here to read more about The Garden Of Eden Had A Nail Salon?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 26 Jul 2009 11:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ellen Page To Star As One Of English Literature's Saddest Sacks]]></title>
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				 Another day, another round of casting announcements chock full of stereotypes. While older actresses like Susan Sarandon have their pick of saucy-yet-loving-powerful-woman roles, the younger actresses who have yet to convince everyone they're talented sometimes pick up a few victim roles along their march to Serious Actress territory. Maybe it's because they are still pretty "fresh faces", but these talented actresses still succumb to playing victimized lovers, even in supposedly intellectual and interesting films. In this edition of Hookers, Victims, and Doormats, Ellen Page pretends she is "plain" in <i>Jane Eyre</i> and Eva Mendes continues to mimic Angelina Jolie's action film career. All that and more after the jump!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/388050/ellen-page-to-star-as-one-of-english-literatures-saddest-sacks" title="Click here to read more about Ellen Page To Star As One Of English Literature's Saddest Sacks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 07 May 2008 15:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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