This is gonna go two ways — you're either gonna be like "PUKE" or "I'M INTRIGUED." Either way: onward!

From Mes Voisins Baisent, which, correct me if I'm wrong, means "My Neighbors Are Fucking", it's just a big French blog of sex sounds. Enjoy! Or close this window fast! Either way: onward!

[Mes Voisins Baisent via Thought Catalog]