The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Saturday night at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, things were hit and miss on the red carpet. There were ensembles that were very good! But there were also some that were very bad. And a few that were terribly ugly. Let's take a look.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

First: A couple of boyfriends for you. There were some other gentlemen in attendance, but these two seem especially important. Not even going to ID them because you know who they are. They are your boyfriends.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Ummmm… How about we get the ugly out of the way, very quickly? Mayim Bialik's voluminous shiny lacy bordello curtain extravaganza is part Gunne Sax dress, part '80s bathroom shower curtain. As for Raini Rodriguez — at least she looks like she is having fun.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

For a palate cleanser: One of the best dressed of the night! Hannah Simone in a whisper-light Marchesa gown. Gorge ring by Dionea Orcini. STUNNING.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Steely grays: Kaley Cuoco was cinched-in; Rita Wilson sparkled.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Ladies and gentlemen, Sofia Vergara, the slinky human disco ball.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

More pale hues: American Horror Story's Sarah Paulson, Game Of Thrones star Maisie Williams, Isla Fisher in silver screen silver.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Natalie Dormer: That time Anne Boleyn was in The Fifth Element.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Also keeping things light: Nancy O'Dell, Gretchen Mol.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Spectacular look for Elisabeth Rohm of Law & Order and American Hustle.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Perfect hair.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Mixed feelings about the Cate Blanchett's sequined dinner napkin.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Although mullet dresses can be problematic, Modern Family's Sarah Hyland's is pretty.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

A few more light-colored lovely looks: Laura Carmichael — aka Lady Edith Crawley of Downton Abbey; Game of Thrones' Sibel Kekilli; TV presenter Maria Menounos; Emilia Clarke, aka Daenerys Targaryen.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

First we heard about wedding crop tops. Now Kerry Washington has introduced us to the maternity crop top. Sure. Why not.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Julia Roberts took a page from the Bianca Jagger/Studio 54/American Hustle playbook in a hot pink jumpsuit.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

The ladies in red: Rizzoli & Isles star Sasha Alexander; Patricia Arquette.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Ravishing in red: Mad Men's Elisabeth Moss; Holly Hunter.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Scarlet and giving a damn: Extra host Renee Bargh.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

In sunny marigold: 12 Years A Slave star Adepero Oduye; Camilla Alves.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Green is good: Jane Krakowski; Sandra Bullock.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Florals for Zoe Kazan and Juliette Lewis.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

The makeup is a little off, in my opinion, but Lupita Nyong'o is still wearing the hell out of dresses that complement her figure and skin tone.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Blue belles: Kelly Osbourne; Kathy Griffin.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Romantic, fluid blue gowns on Modern Family's Ariel Winter and Homeland's Morena Baccarin.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

An indigo gown with a structured top and slinky bottom is fabulous on Amy Adams.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Mindy Kaling looked absolutely amazing in deep navy. Plus, her manicure matched her clutch and she was sitting next to Brad Pitt!

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Another stunner in navy: Anna Chlumsky.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Similarly: Julia Louis-Dreyfus; Jennifer Garner.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Blue with embellishments: August Osage's Julianne Nicholson; Amanda Peet.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Dazzling like a gem: Breaking Bad's Anna Gunn.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Oprah was all about the purple reign; Alfre Woodard channeled a sparkling lake.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Jennifer Lawrence talked about how this Dior gown gave her "armpit vaginas."

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

A bit busy: Nurse Jackie's Edie Falco; Trophy Wife's Malin Ackerman.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Yeah, NO: Rose Leslie from Game of Thrones and Downton Abbey in bedspreads from differently themed motel rooms; Modern Family's Julie Bowen in an origami project gone wrong.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Power ponytail: Entertainment Tonight's Rocsi Diaz.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Michelle Dockery aka Lady Mary of Downton Abbey: Glorious in high contrast black and white punctuated with bright red lips.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Back in black: August Osage County star Margo Martindale; NCIS's Pauley Perrette; Jessica Walter aka Arrested Development's Lucille Bluth; Ms. Mariah Carey.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Blondes in black: Game of Thrones' Gwendoline Christie; August Osage's Abigail Breslin.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Inky black for Portia de Rossi and Veep's Sufe Bradshaw.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Really well done: Sophie Turner, aka Sansa Stark from Game of Thrones and Sophie McShera, aka Daisy from Downton Abbey.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Black and gold: 30 Rock's Katrina Bowden; the legendary Rita Moreno.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Flawless and cool Meryl Streep looked flawless and cool.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

At the Golden Globes Emma Thompson said of high heels: "They're so painful. And pointless." This was not a joke. And so she showed up to the SAG awards in FLATS. We're not worthy of you, oh wise one.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red CarpetS

Finally, looking so regal and magnificent everyone else looks cheap and trite: Best dressed and best tressed and best best, Dame Helen Mirren.

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red Carpet

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red Carpet

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red Carpet

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red Carpet

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