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- Slut Machine took one for the team and Intern Betty filmed her getting a colonic. Crappy hour indeed.
- Speaking of Crap: If Aliza Shvarts smears her uterine lining all over Boot Barn and no one is around to see it, did it really happen?
- We learned why mommy's face no longer moves.
- The kind of mommy who reads Baby Couture!
- Paul Janka + Tyra = Our pop cultural worlds colliding
- We met Sarah, an American journalist in Yemen. She misses booze.
- The American economy through the lens of hand jobs and Dov Charney: a treatise.
- The conspiracy against curls must be stopped.
- Even though Mark Ronson might be off the market, get your ass effects out on the town this weekend! It's been a doozy of a week.
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