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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners]]></title>
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				On last night's episode of <em>The Girls Next Door</em>, Bridget and Holly continued their search for a potential playmate for <em>Playboy</em>'s 55th anniversary issue. While in NYC, they decided that they wanted a hot dog. Bridget wanted mustard on hers, but was not satisfied with the mustard the vendors offered. (She only likes <em>very yellow</em> mustard, i.e., without "freckles.") The ladies went from vendor to vendor looking for the perfect condiment, and I couldn't help but draw a parallel between the mustard search and the Playmate search: the quest for something artificially manufactured to satisfy the taste of an unsophisticated palate. In other news, I found it interesting that Holly was seen wearing a "Criss Angel Mindfreak" sweatshirt, which seems like it was filmed in late spring/early summer. Picture after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5091167/hugh-hefners-girlfriend-is-oddly-discriminating-about-wieners" title="Click here to read more about Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend Is Oddly Discriminating About Wieners">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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