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				Ladies:  did you feel left out by all of the dudely mustache-growing that took place during last month's Movember?  Don't fret!  Decembrow promises to allow you to loudly and proudly parade your forehead 'stache.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5712624/decembrow--because-youre-not-hairy-enough" title="Click here to read more about Decembrow:  Because You're Not Hairy Enough">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 12 Dec 2010 15:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jonah Hill Shows Off Mustache On Sesame Street]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:46:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				The issue here, for us, is not that the woman has a stache; it's that she has a weird, manicured Mr. Belvedere stache. Well, that and the entire message of the ad, that is. (Thanks, <a href="http://beautyschooledproject.com/">BeautySchooled</a>!)				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5616842/the-only-mustaches-women-can-have-are-milk-mustaches" title="Click here to read more about The Only Mustaches Women Can Have Are Milk Mustaches">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:28:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Us women have a lot to obsess about when it comes to appearance; everything from our eyelashes to our toenails is up for improvement.  Men, on the other hand, only really <a href="http://www.economist.com/node/16743613">have</a> one major issue: hair.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5610229/the-politics-of-male-grooming" title="Click here to read more about The Politics Of Male Grooming">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Aug 2010 14:31:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Apparently 60% of women in an Australian survey <a href="http://sify.com/news/aussie-men-with-facial-hair-have-more-sex-news-international-kg3p4gjgdee.html">prefer dudes with facial hair</a>. They may be onto something.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5575698/in-praise-of-beards" title="Click here to read more about In Praise Of Beards">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It seems despite our <a href="http://jezebel.com/5059545/6-reasons-mustaches-are-not-sexy">definitive refutation of the mustache</a>, it won't go easy: in today's <em>Guardian</em>, writer Gareth McLean shows off the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/nov/26/moustache-fashion">sinister-looking stache</a> sprouted in what he terms "the Movember Initiative." As is the way of upper-lip hair, it does little to burnish its cause — nor does the accompanying rogue's gallery of <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2008/nov/26/moustaches-celebrities-fashion?picture=340079592">mustachioed celebs</a>. Let's just say: if you don't want to forever think of Jude Law with the lip-bristle of an 8th Grade math teacher, don't click. [<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/nov/26/moustache-fashion">The Guardian</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5099339/stached" title="Click here to read more about Stached">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Everywhere we look, we're seeing men with mustaches. Eugene Hutz, the singer from Gogol Bordello, who stars in Madonna's new movie, has an <a href="http://audiogypsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/59f.jpg">elaborate</a> gypsy stache. There's <em>My Name Is Earl</em>'s <a href="http://www.criticsrant.com/Images/criticsrant_com/TV_My%20Name%20Is%20Earl/MyNameIsEarl_main.jpg">Jason Lee</a>, who rocks a scraggly stache. Fey Friends, the blog that gave us the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5048513/the-8-worst-hairdos-a-man-can-have">worst hairdos</a> from old issues of <em>Playgirl</em>, has just posted (NSFW!) <a href="http://feyfriends.com/2008/10/worst-of-playgirl-trash-stache.html">Worst Of <em>Playgirl</em>: Trash Staches</a>. We also got an email today from the American Mustache Institute, asking us to <a href="http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/MustacheAmericanOfYear.aspx">vote for</a> "The Goulet," an award that recognizes the most impactful Mustached American of the past year. But seriously? I questioned the other ladies and almost all of us agree: We're anti-mustache.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5059545/6-reasons-mustaches-are-not-sexy" title="Click here to read more about 6 Reasons Mustaches Are Not Sexy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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