One of the best things about the internet is that it gives and it gives and then it gives some more. Thanks to the magical power of Youtube and Sara X, this is the first time in history that you can enjoy the most romantic holiday of the year with a little professional breast dancing. God bless Sara X.

I know that purists might consider the switch from Mozart to Beethoven a little abrupt and possibly frightening, but I assure you: The twerking here is nothing short of extraordinary. Whether it's a symphonic piece of Fur Elise, everything that Sara X does is pure moving art.