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			<title><![CDATA[Steve Carrell Has Three Weeks to Live and He's Gonna Spend Them With Keira Knightley]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: T43InzvBm-k --><!-- /videoId: T43InzvBm-k --> That's the premise of <em>Seeking a Friend for the End of the World</em>, an apocalyptic romcom crashing into theaters this summer. The title seems to be based on a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDhh3DfbiCo">song</a> by Chris Cornell, and the plot unfolds thusly: An asteroid named Mathilda is heading towards Earth, and people are trying to figure out what the fuck to do with their final days. Steve Carrell plays Dodge, a man looking for the one who got away, and Keira Knightley plays Penny, his neighbor who decides to help him.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5884002/steve-carrell-has-three-weeks-to-live-and-hes-gonna-spend-them-with-keira-knightley" title="Click here to read more about Steve Carrell Has Three Weeks to Live and He's Gonna Spend Them With Keira Knightley">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bridesmaids Is Still Breaking Records and Raking in Cash]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: NMgcMokGxNY --><!-- /videoId: NMgcMokGxNY --> It's been said that women aren't funny. And when <em>Bridesmaids</em> was released, at least one dude <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K86oevB8xDY">claimed</a> it was "more alarming than actually funny" and noted "it goes on for what seems like forever." He was in the minority, though, because the flick was a box-office smash ($288 million worldwide), and <a href="http://www.newser.com/story/139372/bridesmaids-is-biggest-video-on-demand-film.html">has just become</a> the most popular video-on-demand movie ever. EVER. Below, a few clips to remind you of the awesomeness.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5883855/bridesmaids-is-still-breaking-records-and-raking-in-cash" title="Click here to read more about Bridesmaids Is Still Breaking Records and Raking in Cash">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Children's Theater Production of Hairspray Obliviously Features Skinny White Kids]]></title>
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				Dear John Waters,  I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but figured that if you didn't hear it from me, someone else would tell you the tragedy that has befallen your beloved civil rights/self acceptance/ dancing musical masterpiece <em>Hairspray</em>.  Are you sitting down?  Good. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5881016/childrens-theater-production-of-hairspray-obliviously-features-skinny-white-kids" title="Click here to read more about Children's Theater Production of Hairspray Obliviously Features Skinny White Kids">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Filmmaker Becomes the First Black Woman to Win Best Director at Sundance]]></title>
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				Women directors may not have had much luck at the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5878884/female+directed-films-that-deserved-oscar-nominations">Oscars</a> this year, but things are going very well for one female director at the Sundance. Ava DuVernay, director of the drama <em>Middle of Nowhere</em> just won the Best Director for Dramatic Film award at the festival. She is the first black woman to win the award. <em>Middle of Nowhere</em>, which follows the story of a woman whose husband is incarcerated, is the second feature film she's made. In her acceptance speech today, she said she was "stunned" and talked about how important it was for "filmmakers of color to see one another's films and have them seen." We can bet we'll be seeing a lot more of DuVernay in the future.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5880725/filmmaker-becomes-the-first-black-woman-to-win-best-director-at-sundance" title="Click here to read more about Filmmaker Becomes the First Black Woman to Win Best Director at Sundance">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Whose Baby Bump Is Least Convincing in the What to Expect Posters?]]></title>
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				The posters for <a href="http://jezebel.com/5866614/the-what-to-expect-when-youre-expecting-trailer-in-which-pregnancy-sucks"><em>What to Expect When You're Expecting</em></a> have been released, and since it's not set to hit theaters until May, we have four months to be hypnotized by the Styrofoam lumps they shoved under the stars' shirts.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5879674/whose-baby-bump-is-least-convincing-in-the-what-to-expect-posters" title="Click here to read more about Whose Baby Bump Is Least Convincing in the What to Expect Posters?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Your 2012 Academy Award Nominees]]></title>
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				And here we go! Announced just moments ago by Jennifer Lawrence and the usual old dude, here are the nominees for Hollywood's Superbowl. <em>Hugo</em>, with all of its high-tech bells and whistles, leads the pack with 11 nods. Other nominees range from the expected (Viola Davis and Meryl Streep) to the surprising (Nick Nolte?) to the hell yeah: Melissa McCarthy! Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumulo! And the snubbed, they may be legion: Little for <em>Ides of March</em>, nada for Angelina and <em>Blood & Honey</em>, nary a Gosling in sight, another year without Leo... Surely you can list off many more injustices.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5878756/your-2012-academy-award-nominees" title="Click here to read more about Your 2012 Academy Award Nominees">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica Coen]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Manic Levels of Pre-Release Buzz Shouldn't Hurt The Hunger Games]]></title>
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				A steady stream of <em>Hunger Games</em> stills, quotes and posters have been bubbling up and flowing over the internet, getting fans super psyched and making people who don't know anything about the books &mdash; or the movie &mdash; wonder, <em>What's the big deal</em>? The question is, do all the sneak-peek pics and posters help, creating buzz for the flick? Or hurt it by raising the stakes too high?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5878490/manic-levels-of-pre+release-buzz-shouldnt-hurt-the-hunger-games" title="Click here to read more about Manic Levels of Pre-Release Buzz Shouldn't Hurt The Hunger Games">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				What did Ricky Gervais say about Johnny Depp? That he'd wear whatever Tim Burton asked him to? This is a new still from <em>Dark Shadows</em>, in which Depp plays a vampire named Barnabas. Obviously the flick &mdash; the tone of which is supposed to be like a "weird soap opera" &mdash; is going to be creepy, but Depp looks less like a vampire and more like a goth club kid who's been hanging out with <em>SNL</em> character Stefan. New York's hottest club is Eww, where they have everything: Peter Pan zombies, eyeliner made from ashes, foxes on trampolines. Beware, <em>RuPaul's Drag Race</em> contestant <a href="http://jezebel.com/5877551/false-lashes-and-real-queens-at-the-rupauls-drag-race-party/gallery/5">Sharon Needles</a> &mdash; you have a copycat.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5877838/johnny-depp-makes-himself-look-as-creepy-as-possible" title="Click here to read more about Jesus, Johnny Depp, What Have You Done to Yourself?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: 3gIaozs095k --><!-- /videoId: 3gIaozs095k --> Actor Brad Pitt has played a wide array of characters ranging from handsome Achilles to handsome Grim Reaper to Handsome figment of Edward Norton's imagination, but what do all of those characters have in common (besides handsomeness, I mean)? Turns out they're always eating. Always.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5877277/brad-pitt-eating-out-is-the-supercut-you-never-knew-you-wanted" title="Click here to read more about Brad Pitt: Eating Out Is the Supercut You Never Knew You Wanted">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Literary classic <em>The Great Gatsby</em> is not a twisted work of science fiction. It's not an epic fantasy full of made-up creatures, or a gory horror tale designed to scare the crap out of you. But like recent sci-fi, fantasy and horror movies, the new <em>Great Gatsby </em>film will be in 3D. And director Baz Luhrmann thinks it makes perfect sense.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5876827/can-the-great-gatsby-make-3d-seem-sophisticated" title="Click here to read more about Can The Great Gatsby Make 3D Seem Sophisticated?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 17 Jan 2012 13:55:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: hPvNbk131M0 --><!-- /videoId: hPvNbk131M0 --> Here's an outtake from <em>Moneyball</em>, in which an off-camera Jonah Hill makes Brad Pitt laugh so hard that he can't continue with the scene. Congratulations to Brad Pitt who seems like a fun and gleeful human. The opposite of congratulations to rest of us who don't even get to see what Jonah Hill is doing.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5876574/watch-brad-pitt-get-the-giggles-for-three-solid-minutes" title="Click here to read more about Watch Brad Pitt Get the Giggles for Three Solid Minutes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4474 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4474 --> Here's the trailer for the newest Wes Anderson film <i>Moonrise Kingdom</i>, featuring fan favorites Bill Murray, Francis McDormand and Jason Schwartzman. People love to dismiss Wes Anderson movies as being overly hipster or "twee," but isn't that often just another way of saying that they're fun, weird and stylish? I mean, look at those colors! Look at that font! Listen to that soundtrack! And Tilda! TILDA SWINTON!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5875636/moonrise-kingdom-looks-typical-wes-anderson-typically-awesome" title="Click here to read more about Moonrise Kingdom Looks Typically Wes Anderson, Typically Awesome">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: KBUt2lQbGJs --><!-- /videoId: KBUt2lQbGJs --> Steven Soderbergh's new flick <em>Haywire</em> hits theaters next week, and the plot revolves around a "super soldier" who seeks revenge after she's set up and betrayed during a mission. Usually, when the female lead in a movie has to do intense action sequences, the director trains an actress, hoping she'll be kick-ass. But in this case, Soderbergh hired a kick-ass woman &mdash; MMA fighter Gina Carano &mdash; and we're just hoping she can act.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5875497/finally-a-new-brand-of-female-action-star" title="Click here to read more about Finally, a New Brand of Female Action Star">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: S0cYheYIT4o --><!-- /videoId: S0cYheYIT4o --> Yes, it's true:  Kristen Wiig, Jon Hamm, Maya Rudolph, Adam Scott, Jennifer Westfeldt, Chris O'Dowd. (Vulture <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2012/01/bridesmaids-revisited.html">calls it</a> "Bridesmaids Revisited.") If Westfeldt &mdash; who wrote and directed &mdash; had added Betty White and Mindy Kaling, none of us would be alive because brains would have exploded all over the place. Anywhoozle: The trailer gives a lot away. BFFs Jason and Julie decide to have a kid and co-parent without the messy relationship/marriage stuff. Their friends think it's a crazy idea, but it actually seems to work… Until Julie meets Ed Burns and Jason meets Megan Fox. That bitch ruins everything.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5875462/almost-everyone-you-love-is-in-friends-with-kids" title="Click here to read more about Almost Everyone You Love Is in Friends With Kids">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Why 74 days? If you were a true fan you'd know! <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/hunger-games-74-tickets-jennifer-lawrence-josh-hutcherson-279818?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+THRComicCon+%28The+Hollywood+Reporter+-+Heat+Vision%29">According to</a> The Hollywood Reporter, "The number 74 is significant to fans of the Suzanne Collins series, because both the first book in the three-part tale, as well as this first film take place during the country of Panem's 74th Annual Hunger Games." Obvs.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5874745/hurry-and-get-your-hunger-games-tickets-74-days-before-the-movie-hits-theaters" title="Click here to read more about Hurry and Get Your Hunger Games Tickets 74 Days Before the Movie Hits Theaters">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Jan 2012 11:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: OAgh03R1fJA --><!-- /videoId: OAgh03R1fJA --> The movie <em>LOL</em> is supposed to <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/miley_cyrus_really_sheds_good-girl/284944?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories">signal</a> to the world that Miley Cyrus is no longer a child, but apparently she's doing it in the most Disney way possible. Getting a D in math, drinking an unidentified substance from a Solo cup, and having sex with your boyfriend makes for a fairly tame teenage rebellion &mdash; particularly when in real life there's a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miley_Cyrus#Controversies">six paragraph</a> section in Wikipedia devoted to Miley's various sex and drug-related scandals.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5874624/miley-cyrus-makes-pathetic-attempt-to-be-bad" title="Click here to read more about Miley Cyrus Makes Pathetic Attempt to Be Bad">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: NwYtHVlQN9c --><!-- /videoId: NwYtHVlQN9c --> There's a motto you learn in screenwriting school: "If it's personal, it's universal." Human experiences transcend race, gender, geographical borders. And <em>Pariah</em>, the excellent (heartbreaking, heartwarming, highly-recommended) film written and directed by Dee Rees, might be about a young black girl growing up in Brooklyn and struggling with her feelings, but it's not a movie for African-Americans, or gays, or New Yorkers. It's for everyone. The problem? It's being described as the "new lesbian film" or "a movie about black lesbians." The reality is that the film deals with internal conflict, family drama, friendship and defining yourself.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5874478/the-emotional-personal-universal-story-of-pariah" title="Click here to read more about The Emotional, Personal, Universal Story of Pariah">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				This weekend, the 23rd Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala was held, meaning that awards season has officially begun. Brad Pitt kicked it off with a walking stick. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5874328/brad-pitts-fashion-cane-was-the-talk-of-the-town/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Brad Pitt's Fashion Cane Was the Talk of the Town">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Rape on Christmas Might Have Hurt Dragon Tattoo Numbers, but Sequels Are Coming Anyway]]></title>
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				Despite the fact that the book was a global bestseller, and the US version of the film generated tons of buzz, <em>The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo</em> has not been a blockbuster at the box office. It opened <a href="http://boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/?yr=2011&wknd=51&p=.htm">behind</a> <em>Mission Impossible: Ghost Booty Call</em> ($29 M) and <em>Sherlock 2</em> ($20 M), making only $12 million opening weekend. $12 million might sound like a lot of money, but <em>GWTDT</em> had a budget of <em>$90 </em>million. $12 million is what you call a disappointment. Digital rodent vehicle <em>Chipwrecked</em> earned the same amount that same weekend and made almost double &mdash; $23 million &mdash; its opening weekend.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5874289/rape-on-christmas-might-have-hurt-dragon-tattoo-numbers-but-sequels-are-coming-anyway" title="Click here to read more about Rape on Christmas Might Have Hurt Dragon Tattoo Numbers, but Sequels Are Coming Anyway">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Jan 2012 11:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				For reasons no one can understand, analysts are pushing for a 1% raise in the price of movie tickets. Before you can even say it, let <i>The Atlantic</i>'s Richard Lawson say it for you:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5873941/get-ready-to-pay-even-more-to-go-to-the-movies-for-no-apparent-reason" title="Click here to read more about Get Ready to Pay Even More to Go to The Movies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 07 Jan 2012 12:55:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: sXGI9suAyBI --><!-- /videoId: sXGI9suAyBI --> In this promo for the Academy Awards, you'll see decidedly non-Oscar-worthy performances by Josh Duhamel, Megan Fox, Vinnie Jones, William Fichtner, Oscar-winner Robin Williams and, of course, Billy Crystal, who gets all <em>Princess Bride</em> with it, because that is such a hot, current reference. Ugh, Christ, this is not a good sign. Obviously <a href="http://jezebel.com/5857799/homophobic-misogynist-brett-ratner-shows-how-to-lose-an-oscar-gig-in-five-days">firing</a> Brett Ratner threw a wrench in the situation and no one knows how to deal, or what counts as actual "humor." Should be fun!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5873664/the-2012-oscars-trailer-looks-like-the-shittiest-movie-ever" title="Click here to read more about The 2012 Oscars Trailer Looks Like The Shittiest Movie Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/2012/01/05/viola-davis-george-clooney-oscars/">Quoth</a> he:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5873458/george-clooney-is-fairly-pissed-that-hollywood-hates-women" title="Click here to read more about George Clooney Is Fairly Pissed That Hollywood Hates Women">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 Jan 2012 15:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Director David Fincher <a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/12/29/this-weeks-cover-the-girl-with-the-dragon-tattoo-lisbeth-salander-rooney-mara/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+entertainmentweekly%2Flatest+%28Entertainment+Weekly%3A++Today%27s+Latest%29">tells</a> <em>EW</em>: "Rooney's a beautiful girl… She can look like Audrey Hepburn &mdash; but she can also look like a boy. So we'd decide where we wanted to put the stud through her eyebrow by asking, ‘Where is it going to be most in the way? Where is the most distracting place?'" And: "We had to be really sure that the nipple piercing was in the place where it was going to catch the light."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5872080/rooney-maras-nipple-piercing-was-strategically-placed" title="Click here to read more about Rooney Mara's Nipple Piercing Was Strategically Placed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 Dec 2011 10:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				In the months since Dominque Strauss-Kahn was accused of rape, his sordid tale has already been turned into a <a href="http://gawker.com/5855138/dsk-scandal-getting-the-porn-movie-treatment">porn</a> and an <a href="http://jezebel.com/5843247/strauss+kahn-gets-law--order-treatment-possible-lawsuit">episode</a> of <em>Law & Order:  SVU</em>. Now Director Abel Ferrara is working on a <a href="http://www.deadline.com/2011/12/abel-ferrara-working-on-dsk-inspired-project-depardieu-adjani-to-star/">script</a> that's based on the DSK incident, with a dash of Bill Clinton and Silvio Berlusconi's sex scandals. It's possible that the lead role will be played by celebrated French actor Gérard Depardieu, who Americans may recall from that day their French teacher was absent. Frankly, the whole project seems like a waste of time, since nothing can top Munch and Ice T arresting a DSK look-alike.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5871237/new-dsk-movie-may-be-coming-to-a-theater-near-you" title="Click here to read more about New DSK Movie May Be Coming To A Theater Near You">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 Dec 2011 14:25:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Angelina Jolie Wants To Tell You A Story, And It's Not Pretty]]></title>
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				Angelina Jolie's directorial debut, <em>in The Land Of Blood And Honey</em>, hits theaters today, and it will be interesting to see what kind of reception it receives: The most famous woman in the world could tell any story she wanted, and this is what she chose. A couple torn asunder by the Bosnian war. A love story, but really about a love that could have been. The film is distressing, harrowing and gritty, and it's been kept under tight wraps: No Hollywood types saw the script (written by Angelina) before filming began, and although I attended a screening and a press conference (yes, <em>she</em> was there) a few weeks ago, I, as well as the other journalists in the room, were instructed not to write, tweet, or talk about the film or the event until its release.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5870865/angelina-jolie-wants-to-tell-you-a-story-and-its-not-pretty" title="Click here to read more about Angelina Jolie Wants To Tell You A Story, And It's Not Pretty">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Dec 2011 16:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[An Unabridged List Of Words Used By Critics To Describe Lisbeth Salander]]></title>
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				Lisbeth Salander, the "girl" in <em>The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo</em>, is actually a very complicated woman. On the one hand, she's smart, strong, and doesn't stand for bullshit. On the other, she's a vengeful sociopath, possibly with Asperger's. So how does one explain such a character, in what's one of the most highly anticipated flicks of the season? Below, words used to describe Lisbeth Salander, collected from various reviews.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5870821/an-unabridged-list-of-words-used-by-critics-to-describe-lisbeth-salander" title="Click here to read more about An Unabridged List Of Words Used By Critics To Describe Lisbeth Salander">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Dec 2011 15:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: w2v1N2q0sxs --><!-- /videoId: w2v1N2q0sxs --> Oh, God. Last night, Taylor Swift <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/taylorswift13/status/150071092004925441">tweeted</a>, "Something I've been VERY excited about for a VERY long time is going to be happening VERY soon. (and I'm not referring to Christmas)." The surprise? A song Swift made with <a href="http://thecivilwars.com/">The Civil Wars</a> called "Safe And Sound," which will be on the soundtrack for <em>The Hunger Games</em>. It's a sad, acoustic ballad with the chorus: "Just close your eyes / The sun is going down / You'll be all right / No one can hurt you / In the morning light / You and I'll be safe and sound." Could be the kind of thing Katniss says to Prim &mdash; or to Peeta, in the cave. Here's the problem: It was thrilling to read about a post-apocalyptic world where kids fight to the death, but if there's one thing a reader is pretty sure doesn't exist in Panem or The Capital, it's TAYLOR SWIFT. Christ. The demographic target marketing is right on &mdash; young adult books, young adult singer &mdash; but it feels wrong. Anyway, we'll have to see how it plays out in the actual film. Will the track just play over the credits? Will Taylor's voice interrupt tender moments between Katniss and Gale? Will Katniss get an iTunes gift card via silver parachute?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5870757/heres-that-taylor-swift-hunger-games-song-you-didnt-ask-for" title="Click here to read more about Here's That Taylor Swift Hunger Games Song You Didn't Ask For">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Dec 2011 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Craptastic Twilight Franchise Has Made Melissa Rosenberg Highest Grossing Female Screenwriter Ever]]></title>
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				Wow. Mixed feelings about the news that Melissa Rosenberg has become the highest-grossing female screenwriter in Hollywood. The <em>Twilight</em> franchise &mdash; for which she's penned the scripts &mdash; has earned more than $2.56 <em>billion</em> in worldwide revenue.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5870546/craptastic-twilight-franchise-has-made-melissa-rosenberg-highest-grossing-female-screenwriter-ever" title="Click here to read more about Craptastic Twilight Franchise Has Made Melissa Rosenberg Highest Grossing Female Screenwriter Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Dec 2011 18:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Dec 2011 21:26:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: zqW_RsugUD0 --><!-- /videoId: zqW_RsugUD0 --> If you're wondering why every nerd you know is bleary-eyed and unfocused today, it's probably they were up late analyzing the new trailer for the first installment of <em>The Hobbit:  An Unexpected Journey</em>. In the clip, we learn that Martin Freeman looks great as Bilbo, Ian McKellen and Cate Blanchett are back, and the cinematography is just as stunning as it was in all three <em>Lord of the Rings</em> films. That's all geeks really need to know, but if you aren't a Tolkien fan feel free to pretend you're too cool for all this talk of dwarves and Misty Mountains. We all know you're going to wind up seeing it anyway.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5870003/the-first-hobbit-trailer-is-mesmerizing-but-totally-uneventful" title="Click here to read more about The First Hobbit Trailer Is Mesmerizing (But Totally Uneventful)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: JPbQm7smmng --><!-- /videoId: JPbQm7smmng --> This scene from a short '80s film (that once appeared on MTV!) highlights the frustrations of a young girl at the computer lab. She, apparently, is what some bully's Dad calls a "techno-dunce." Obviously this leads to the classroom teacher bringing the boy to the principals office; when she shuts the door behind her, and the kids launch into what's possibly the most ridiculous musical number ever portrayed in film. I'm not sure how the theatrics helped to teach the young lady how to get over her fear of computers &mdash; or even use them at all &mdash; but I suppose the collective bullying by a classroom of peers through songs is enough to get anything accomplished.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5869704/youre-a-tecnho+dunce" title="Click here to read more about You're A 'Tecnho-Dunce'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<!-- videoId: -yh6SriAjdE --><!-- /videoId: -yh6SriAjdE --> The trailer for <em>Dark Knight Rises</em> recently hit theaters (and websites) and one of the biggest complaints? Bane &mdash; played by Tom Hardy &mdash; is really <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/dark-knight-rises-christian-bale-batman-tom-hardy-bane-275489?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+thr%2Ffilm+%28The+Hollywood+Reporter+-+Movies%29">hard to understand</a>. Apparently Bane, the villain of the flick, gets his super-strength from a drug that he continuously inhales. (Glue?) In this trailer, you see Tom Hardy with a mask that covers his nose and mouth; his words get slightly muffled. Our brothers and sisters at io9 have a <a href="http://io9.com/5868664/weve-seen-the-dark-knight-rises-prologue-++-and-yes-bane-really-does-sound-that-bad">poll</a>, asking folks what Bane sounds like; options include "Grover from <em>Sesame Street</em>" and "every adult from the Charlie Brown cartoons." Judge for yourselves.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5869748/do-you-still-love-tom-hardy-when-you-cant-understand-what-hes-saying" title="Click here to read more about Do You Still Love Tom Hardy When You Can't Understand What He's Saying?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Could raunchy, lady-oriented comedy <em>Bridesmaids</em> get an Oscar nod for Best Picture? Maybe! The flick has already earned two SAG award noms and two Golden Globe noms. Now "Oscar Experts" <a href="http://www.goldderby.com/films/news/2310/bridesmaids-oscars-movies-entertainment-news.html#">have placed</a> <em>Bridesmaids</em> on the Top 10 list of predicted nominees for Best Picture.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5869656/please-god-let-bridesmaids-score-an-oscar-nomination" title="Click here to read more about Please, God, Let Bridesmaids Score An Oscar Nomination">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				When you first heard that Pixar is releasing a film called <em>Brave</em> you were probably surprised to learn that it's about a feisty Scottish girl, not one of the Atlanta Braves. Now it's emerged that the Atlanta National League Baseball Club, which owns the team, has been working for months to save other moviegoers from facing the same confusion. Though the team doesn't have a trademark on the singular word "brave," it's <a href="http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Pixar-Brave-Snarled-Trademark-Battle-With-Atlanta-Braves-28434.html">objecting</a> to Pixar using the title because fans often use the term when referring to a single player. Shame on Pixar for trying to trick people into watching a kids movie with a female protagonist by suggesting it's about the adventures of a baseball player on team with a problematic name.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5869578/atlanta-braves-concerned-that-pixars-brave-will-confuse-morons" title="Click here to read more about Atlanta Braves Concerned That Pixar's Brave Will Confuse Morons">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4394 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4394 --> On <em>60 Minutes</em> last night, Meryl Streep talked about her new movie, <em>The Iron Lady</em>, and Morley Safer had the audacity to point out that she often plays strong-minded women. Streep countered: "No one has ever asked an actor, 'You're playing a strong-minded man…' We assume that men are strong-minded, or have opinions. But a strong-minded woman is a different animal." It's pretty obvious that Streep is interested in memorable women, however: She showed Safer a house where a woman who was a slave acted heroically, and she is part of the movement working on creating a National Women's History Museum in D.C.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5869352/meryl-streep-hollywood-hates-strong+minded-women--intelligent-filmgoers" title="Click here to read more about Meryl Streep: Hollywood Hates Strong-Minded Women & Intelligent Filmgoers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In the last decade or so, women have been inundated with movies created "for" us &mdash; cloying romantic comedies in which the heroine is charming but clumsy/insecure/desperate; in which she can have a "cool" job but can never truly successful. And, as we <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/04/11/110411fa_fact_friend">learned</a> in that Tad Friend piece about Anna Faris in <em>The New Yorker</em> earlier this year:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868739/sick-of-tired-chick-flick-cliches-so-is-diablo-cody" title="Click here to read more about Sick Of Tired Chick Flick Clichés? So Is Diablo Cody.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Dec 2011 11:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Rooney Mara is sad, you guys. She and the rest of the <em>Girl With the Dragon Tattoo</em> team put a lot of thought into what hair Lisbeth Salander would have between her legs, and now she's worried that we won't even notice! Mara <a href="http://www.metro.us/newyork/entertainment/article/1049039--the-girl-with-the-strawberry-merkin/">says</a>:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868280/rooney-mara-wants-you-to-check-out-her-dragon-tattoo-merkin" title="Click here to read more about Rooney Mara Wants You To Check Out Her Dragon Tattoo Merkin">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Dec 2011 11:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Your 2012 Golden Globe Nominees]]></title>
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				If you so much as turn on the television or stick your head outside these days, you'd be forgiven for thinking that the holidays are the most wonderful time of the year. But they are not. In fact, <em>awards season</em> is the most wonderful time of the year, at least for us pop-culture obsessives &mdash; we get to spend the next two months watching movies, arguing about movies, looking at red carpets, analyzing awards nominees, pontificating about The State of the Industry, and writing out countless nominee lists, like the one below, which contains the (bajillion) major nominees for the 2012 Golden Globes. While the Oscars are traditionally considered the most important of all the major awards ceremonies and shows, the Globes are pretty much the <em>least important</em> &mdash; the Hollywood Foreign Press? Pshh &mdash; second only to the People's Choice Awards. However, they are by far and away the <em>most entertaining</em> for us to watch: pretty much every celebrity from television and film will be packed into a single auditorium, wearing fancy clothes and drinking, on camera, for at least two hours. For those of us at home in our comfy pants, that's entertainment.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868368/your-2012-golden-globe-nominees" title="Click here to read more about Your 2012 Golden Globe Nominees">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				First came <em>Borat</em>. Then came <em>Brüno</em>. What could Sacha Baron Cohen possibly follow up with next? Dictators, obviously. Cohen plays the fictional North African dictator General Aladeen, who "risks his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed." Sounds like a riot. While I'm currently trying to wrap my head around the entire project, do share your reactions in the comments, please. I can't be the only one who wants to laugh but feels like it may also be "too soon."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868127/sacha-baron-cohen-is-now-the-dictator" title="Click here to read more about Sacha Baron Cohen Is Now The Dictator">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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