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				Just when it seems that <strong>Gwyneth Paltrow</strong> has said all of the ridiculous, pretentious things that could ever be said, she does another magazine interview and the fountain of delight fills up yet again. Lucky for us, she's given us myriad morsels of insight in this month's <em>Harper's Bazaar</em>. Foremost among them, she takes baths with Apple and Moses, her school-aged children, and she doesn't like Botox. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5881467/gwyneth-paltrow-says-she-takes-baths-in-the-tub-with-her-kids" title="Click here to read more about Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Takes Baths in the Tub With Her Kids">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[John McCain And Colin Powell: The Bromance Is Really Over]]></title>
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				The end of every relationship has its he-said, he-said moments, like who called who last and who should have told who what. Colin Powell and John McCain are no different, but <a href="http://www.racialicious.com/">Racialicious Editrix Latoya Peterson</a> and I try to help by creating a playlist for the former paramours. Our thoughts on that, why we aren't Real Americans, murdered bear cubs with Obama stickers, the fucked-up economy, the Republilove for Obama, fertility dances and where the disaffected Republicans should go after the election since they hate Canada. Oh, and best wishes to the Obama family and his grandmother, Madelyn Dunham, because we're nice like that.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5066377/john-mccain-and-colin-powell-the-bromance-is-really-over" title="Click here to read more about John McCain And Colin Powell: The Bromance Is Really Over">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Do We Have The Ten Commandments Because Moses Was High On Ayahuasca?]]></title>
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				An Israeli religious scholar and professor of cognitive psychology is <a href="http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5gEOpkeLopJixolK1-9AQ_zNeWe5g">advancing the thesis</a> that the Ten Commandments, the moral foundation of the religious faith that have guided billions and billions of people for thousands of years, were revealed that fateful night on Mt. Sinai <em>because Moses was high.</em> On what? (Wouldn't it have been awesome if it were Ecstasy? wouldn't that make for a great sequel to those hilarious "Religions of the World" T-shirts? Or better yet, one of those signs in bar bathrooms with like the "Zen guide to life" or whatever? I never remember the valuable things I learn from the posters in bar bathrooms. Except the thing about how you "forget 80% of what you learn every day." Anyway.) Anyway! Sooooo, Moses was high. The scholar, Benny Shanon, seems to think he experienced something like his own experiences on ayahuasca, the hallucinogenic brew indigenous to the Amazon beloved by such luminaries as Johnson & Johnson heiress <a href="http://nymag.com/news/features/44754/index1.html">Libet Johnson</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/363611/do-we-have-the-ten-commandments-because-moses-was-high-on-ayahuasca" title="Click here to read more about Do We Have The Ten Commandments Because Moses Was High On Ayahuasca?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:00:38 EST]]></pubDate>
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