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So, this Romanian woman's point-by-point takedown of Kirk Cameron's ludicrous The-Origin-of-Species-clever-undermining-scheme is on-target and everything. But, seriously, I'm kind of with Richard Dawkins on this one: don't bother debating Creationists. No one comes out looking good. [YouTube via MediaBistro] More »
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Brody Jenner on his reality show Bromance: "I love the title. It almost crosses the line with the whole gay thing. There is nothing gay about [bromance.] If anything, it makes you more masculine." [Papermag] More »
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Urinary Tract Infections, abusive husbands and "marginal people" are just a few of the best Judge Judy moments of 2008. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5115903&view=rss&microfeed=true Have you seen the steaming pile of monkey dung that is the trailer for the upcoming Anne Hathaway/Kate Hudson chick flickstravaganza Bride Wars? Well here it is, and it's pretty offensive to anyone with a soul or a comedic sensibility. The movie is about two women who are OMG BFFS forevs, until it turns out that they have to compromise about who gets to have her dream wedding at the Plaza. Instead of compromising (because deep down, women are just catty bitches who will take any excuse to sabotage their so-called friends, particularly when it comes to a pretty princess wedding.) they two duke it out for the single, perfect wedding that apparently only one of them is able to have. More »
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Recently, a friend remarked on the thong: "It's like a farce in your pants every time you put one on." Now comes the tale of the "Thong Bandits," two guys who held up a convenience store using thongs as masks. "One man wore a green thong and the other wore blue," reports USA Today. As any dame who's ever worn tight trou could've told them, "each thong barely covered the man's nose, mouth and chin and left the rest of his face exposed." After 2 days on the lam, both men surrendered. [USA Today] More »
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In this Judge Judy case, a man is suing his ex-wife for the cost of a paternity test and lost wages after she told their 6-year-old daughter that he might not be her father, because she had been sleeping with another man at the time. JJ had a field day with this one, as you can imagine, and awarded the man the full amount he was suing for. (Note to self: Start calling assholes "marginal people" more often.) Clip above. More »
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