More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

Yellow satin? Gold sequins? Lace jumpsuits? Neon slink? Just another day in formal wear in the south of France.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

Just a quick hello to some fellows you may know.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

Pockets and gleaming gold for Clotilde Courau; black lace one-piece bathroom nightmare for Victoria Bonya. At the premiere of The Search.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

Some sort of sheer disco fishing apparatus on Inna Zobova at the premiere of The Search. Meanwhile, Sophie Marceau from one of my all time favorite movies La Boum shimmers at the premiere of Lost River.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

Lady Victoria Hervey was attacked by some sort of albino python at the premiere of The Search.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

Glorious! Creamy, sparkly, vintage-y bombshell gorgeousness! Aishwarya Rai at the premiere of The Search.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

If I were Barbara Palvin at the premiere of The Search, I would immediately spill rosé all over this and stain it forever. I'm so fortunate that I'm not a 20-year-old Hungarian model booking Victoria's Secret shows and international fashion campaigns.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

Slink and sizzle: Izabel Goulart at the premiere of The Search.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

Short and shiny, with cool accessories: Cara Delevingne at the premiere of The Search.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

YES! Love Lara Stone, love hot pink, love a bright column dress for a daytime Côte d'Azur circus event. (aka the model-studded premiere of The Search.) Why not stand out. Do it.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

Wait, I take it all back. Standing out in a putrid, hideous, electro-vomit way: Irina Shayk at the premiere of The Search.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

Divine, with a hint of Derelicte. Amira Casar at the premiere of The Search.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

A bit much, in that it's overwhelming for her frame, but looking good from the waist up and A+ nails and rings: Araya A. Hargate at the premiere of The Search.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

Giving 100% WHO GONNA CHECK ME BOO? Sharon Stone at the premiere of The Search.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

Romantic ruffles — although I'd like to see what it might look like if the bottom were silvery sheer and the top were black instead: Christina Hendricks at the premiere of Lost River.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

Velvet backed with satin looks so alluring when it catches the light! Kudos to Bérénice Bejo at the premiere of Lost River.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

Pretty perfect: Rosie Huntington-Whitely looking sofa king elegant at the premiere of The Search.

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

More Cannes Fashion: Gorgeous Gowns and Hideous Hooded Dresses

Don't know what this is or who this is but I love it. Doily-Mothra realness. WORK.

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