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			<title><![CDATA[Pedophile Rapist Gets 1 Year In Prison • Platonic Baboon Pals Perplex Scientists]]></title>
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				•  Lawmakers are calling for the removal of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JUDGE THOMAS BARTHELD" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JUDGE THOMAS BARTHELD" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/judge-thomas-bartheld/">Judge Thomas Bartheld</a> for sentencing a man accused of raping a four-year-old girl <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31395402/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/">to one year in prison.</a> Prosecutors said they took the deal because the victim is an unreliable witness.  •				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5293957/pedophile-rapist-gets-1-year-in-prison--platonic-baboon-pals-perplex-scientists" title="Click here to read more about Pedophile Rapist Gets 1 Year In Prison • Platonic Baboon Pals Perplex Scientists">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Katy Kelleher]]></dc:creator>
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				Conchita is a white-naped mangabey, an <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3848594.ece">endangered primate</a> at the London Zoo. Her mother was seriously ill when Conchita was delivered via C-section, so zookeepers put a teddy bear into the newborn's enclosure. Now Conchita sorta thinks the bear is her mom. "She hugs that bear day and night," says keeper Andrea Payne. "She will run to the bear when she's alarmed. She won't run to me. She clamps on to it just like she would her mother." The teddy bear is "smelly" and has some monkey poo on it, but the zookeepers can't wash it. "To the baby it is her own special smell... The baby recognises the smell, it's a comfort to her. Washing the teddy would make it unrecognizable." [<a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3848594.ece">Times of London</a>] 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/386170/your-mom-stinks" title="Click here to read more about Your Mom Stinks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 May 2008 14:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Truly, all is going to be alright with the world.  Or so we are willing to believe after reading this tale of an abandoned baby monkey who was in critical condition when taken in by an animal sanctuary in China. Then, he met a white pigeon, struck up a beautiful friendship, and the rest is history.  Shana Tovah!  There is a God!  [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=481601&in_page_id=1811">Daily News</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/299719/" title="Click here to read more about 
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