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				Oh Hell <em>no</em>! (Or put another way, <em>Hell</em> no.) Howwwww much longer can this go one? Until quality secure green collar jobs are found for the cast of <em>The Hills</em>? Until, oh ha ha ha, "Hill freezes over"?? (Hey, by the way, that's  <a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0308/8838.html">already happening</a> to Obama's superdelegates!) Maybe until everyone dies like in the <em>Decameron</em>. CAN EVERYONE JUST DIE ALREADY PLEASE. After the jump, I call in first buddylist member Megan Carpentier of the blog <a href="http://www.glamour.com/blogs/glamocracy">Glamocracy</a> to discuss why Hillary won the white Texan male vote, whether she photoshopped Obama's face to look like a scary black man and whose is a more influential endorsement, Jay Rockefeller or Jay-Z. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/364080/hillary-wins-big-in-thrilling-plot-twist-oh-yay" title="Click here to read more about Hillary Wins Big In Thrilling Plot Twist, Oh Yay!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:00:14 EST]]></pubDate>
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