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Happy Returns

I'm baaack. (It was less walkabout, more lazeabout.) Thanks to the staff for steering the ship while I was knee-deep in friends/floods/food. Speaking of: at left, the glorious Aussie "brekky" that made a longhaul flight through my intestines on Saturday...and an excuse to talk about favorite breakfasts.

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