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				<!-- videoId: P7bAWtlKLSk --><!-- /videoId: P7bAWtlKLSk --> Miss Piggy killed it on the BAFTA red carpet this weekend, turning celebrities like Jon Hamm, Daniel Radcliffe, Chris O'Dowd and Viola Davis into starstruck puddles. Wait, our award shows get Billy Bush and English award shows get the Muppets?! We never should have gone indie.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885096/miss-piggy-does-the-bafta-red-carpet-gets-to-kiss-jon-hamm" title="Click here to read more about Miss Piggy Does The BAFTA Red Carpet, Gets to Kiss Jon Hamm">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 30 Jan 2012 09:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cassie Murdoch]]></dc:creator>
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				I was a plucky little girl, but I never related to the rough-and-tumble icons of children's lit, like Pippi Longstocking or Harriet the Spy. Even Ramona Quimby, who seemed cool, wasn't somebody who truly spoke to me. She was scrawny and scrappy, and I was soft and sarcastic. I connected instead to Miss-never "Ms."-Piggy; the comedienne extraordinaire who'd swoon over girly stuff like chocolate, feather boas or random words pronounced in French, then on a dime, lower her voice to "Don't fuck with me, fellas" decibel when slighted. She was hugely feminine, boldly ambitious, and hilariously violent when she didn't get her way whether it was in work, love, or life. And even though she was a pig puppet voiced by a man with a hand up her ass, she was the fiercest feminist I'd ever seen. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5861609/kermit-the-frog-is-a-terrible-boyfriend" title="Click here to read more about Kermit The Frog Is A Terrible Boyfriend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Miss Piggy's Wild Ride Down The Red Carpet]]></title>
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<em>HOLLYWOOD, CA - NOVEMBER 12: Miss Piggy attends the Premiere Of Walt Disney Pictures' 'The Muppets' at the El Capitan Theatre on November 12, 2011 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)</em>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5859034/miss-piggys-wild-ride-down-the-red-carpet" title="Click here to read more about Miss Piggy's Wild Ride Down The Red Carpet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 13 Nov 2011 11:35:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: owXttftUeV8 --><!-- /videoId: owXttftUeV8 -->This <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/top-10-greatest-muppet-mash-ups-ever/davehoward">list</a> of the Top 10 <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #muppetmashups" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #muppetmashups" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/muppetmashups/">Muppet Mashups</a> is full of gems, like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/O1Q7f-fPXcM&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&autoplay=1">"Henson's 11"</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/sLyfgvByE7Q&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&autoplay=1"><em>Lost</em> Babies</a>, but a personal fave is <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #misspiggy" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #misspiggy" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/misspiggy/">Miss Piggy</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owXttftUeV8&feature=player_embedded">doing</a> Peaches! (Lyrics NSFW) [<a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2010/05/12/greatest-and-filthie.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29">Boing Boing</a>, <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/top-10-greatest-muppet-mash-ups-ever/davehoward">Ranker</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5538260/the-best-dirtiest-muppets-mashups" title="Click here to read more about The Best, Dirtiest Muppets Mashups">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 May 2010 12:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Apr 2010 20:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Holmes]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Naomi Campbell, Miss Piggy, And The Joke Of The Violent Woman]]></title>
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				Remember <a href="http://jezebel.com/5420821/snl-says-domestic-violence-is-hilarious---when-directed-at-men">how funny it was</a> that <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #elinnordegren" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #elinnordegren" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/elinnordegren/">Elin Nordegren</a> might have attacked Tiger Woods? Well, today in Hilarious Violent Women, our subject is <a href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2010/03/03/still_not_safe_to_work_for_naomi_campbell.php">Naomi Campbell</a> &mdash; again.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5484655/naomi-campbell-miss-piggy-and-the-joke-of-the-violent-woman" title="Click here to read more about Naomi Campbell, Miss Piggy, And The Joke Of The Violent Woman">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bonnie Hunt & Miss Piggy Trash Kate Hudson's Ex]]></title>
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				Today on <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #bonniehunt" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #bonniehunt" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/bonniehunt/">Bonnie Hunt</a>'s show, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #misspiggy" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #misspiggy" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/misspiggy/">Miss Piggy</a> asked Bonnie if she'd dump <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #katehudson" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #katehudson" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/katehudson/">Kate Hudson</a> like A-Rod did. Bonnie's confusing, yet definitely mean answer: "No, I won't take a ticket and get on the ride that everyone else has been on."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5429907/bonnie-hunt--miss-piggy-trash-kate-hudsons-ex" title="Click here to read more about Bonnie Hunt & Miss Piggy Trash Kate Hudson's Ex">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Courtney Writes About Frances Again;  Jon & Kate Divide Their Assets]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #courtneylove" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #courtneylove" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/courtneylove/">Courtney Love</a></strong> threatened to sue <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #perezhilton" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #perezhilton" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/perezhilton/">Perez Hilton</a></strong> for publishing her messages about <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #francesbeancobain" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #francesbeancobain" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/francesbeancobain/">Frances Bean Cobain</a></strong>, yet she posted about her daughter <em>again</em> today saying, "im angry at these people not Frances id just prefer she not become <strong>Jaimie L Spears</strong>."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5428279/courtney-writes-about-frances-again--jon--kate-divide-their-assets" title="Click here to read more about Courtney Writes About Frances Again;  Jon & Kate Divide Their Assets">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Kate Moss</strong>'s latest fashion contribution: tights that look like you took a drunken prat fall on a gravel driveway. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2606747/Kate-Moss-wears-laddered-tights-for-new-Topshop-campaign.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">The Sun</a>]<li>The surprise guest of honor at Macy's Glamorama in Chicago: <strong>Miss Piggy</strong>. [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/retail-news/miss-piggy-ne-yo-headline-macys-glamorama-event-2248440?src=rss/recentstories/20090826">WWD</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5345714/the-emperor-kate-moss-has-no-pants" title="Click here to read more about The Emperor Kate Moss Has No Pants">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>They <a href="http://gawker.com/5124621/model-sues-google-over-skank-blog-post">said it would never happen</a>, but a judge ordered that Google reveal <strong>Liskula Cohen</strong>'s anonymous online tormentor. The model sued Google to find out who was behind a hate-blog about her, in order to file a defamation suit. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08182009/news/regionalnews/ho_no_you_didnt_185152.htm">NYPost</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5339529/model-will-not-be-called-a-skank-marc-plays-host-to-miss-piggy" title="Click here to read more about Model Will Not Be Called A Skank; Marc Plays Host To Miss Piggy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Bert and Ernie really <em>are</em> just friends, but there are plenty of other secrets about the inspiration for some of the characters on <em><a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SESAME STREET" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SESAME STREET" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sesame-street/">Sesame Street</a></em> and <em><a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE MUPPET SHOW" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE MUPPET SHOW" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/the-muppet-show/">The Muppet Show</a></em>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5122188/the-origins-of-your-favorite-muppets-revealed" title="Click here to read more about The Origins Of Your Favorite Muppets, Revealed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Smithsonian</em> <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/09/26/interview-with-miss.html">recently interviewed</a> Bonnie Erickson, the woman who designed and built Miss Piggy in 1974. Erickson says the character was actually inspired by the singer Peggy Lee. "When I first created Miss Piggy I called her Miss Piggy Lee—as both a joke and an homage. Peggy Lee was a very independent woman, and Piggy certainly is the same. But as Piggy's fame began to grow, nobody wanted to upset Peggy Lee, especially because we admired her work. So, the Muppet's name was shortened to Miss Piggy." But Erickson's favorite characters? "<a href="http://www.blazesoftball.com/images/statler_waldorf_02_01.jpg">Statler and Waldorf</a>, the two old men who heckled from the balcony in the Muppet Show. I could picture them in the Yale Club sipping brandy, surrounded by portraits of their predecessors." [<a href="http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/atm-qa-200810.html">Smithsonian</a>, via <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/09/26/interview-with-miss.html">BoingBoing</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5056911/fine-swine" title="Click here to read more about Fine Swine">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<strong>Best Comment of the Day,</strong> in response to <a href="http://jezebel.com/5021801/pig-face#c6506481">Pig Face</a> "There's always a fly in the oinkment." We say: not kosher, but very funny. • <strong>Worst</strong>, in response to <a href="http://jezebel.com/5021801/pig-face#c6506879">Pig Face</a>: "This is bullshit. Has anyone seen Miss Piggy lately? She is not aging well <em>at all </em>."  <a href="http://thinkexist.com/quotation/beauty-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder-and-it-may/411256.html">Miss Piggy responds:</a>: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5021994/reader-roundup" title="Click here to read more about Reader Roundup">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"I just saw him the other day. He stays so busy lining up his little productions, then I show up and make them hits. It works marvellously that way. And we stay in constant contact thanks to spy satellites." <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/2007/11/23/miss-piggy-interview-89520-20149296/">Miss Piggy on her ex-boyfriend, Kermit</a>. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/2007/11/23/miss-piggy-interview-89520-20149296/">Mirror</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/325872/" title="Click here to read more about 
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