Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity

Last night, Miss California, Carrie Prejean, called into Greta Van Susteren’s show on Fox and proved that she may not be the best spokesperson against gay marriage, as she knows almost nothing about the issue.

In the clip at left, Prejean stumbles through an interview with Van Susteren, who seems to have made it her mission to profile (and defend) controversial right-wing female beauty queens. Earlier in the day, Prejean gave a press conference on behalf of the National Organization for Marriage and unveiled her new ad for NOW, which will be airing in several states. Currently, the only way to watch online is to head to the organization’s website, as gossip blogger Perez Hilton has forced the ad to be removed from YouTube.

Prejean said she was calling in to promote traditional marriage, but when Van Susteren asked her about civil unions she said, as transcribed by U.S. News and World Report:

You know what, Greta? I don’t have the answers to everything. I’m not running for political office. I don’t have the answers to everything, you know, in the world out there.

But I think that there should be rights for people, you know, especially in California. I think that people that are homosexual should have some rights, you know, hospital rights, and things like that.

Rights for hospitals and things like that – generous! Then, when Van Susteren proceeded to ask Prejean about gay adoption, the beauty queen seemed to think the anchor was trying trick her and scolded:

Greta, I am focusing on marriage right now, not adoption, not civil unions, just traditional marriage, and I’m going to do whatever it takes to promote that.

At the press conference earlier in the day (clip below, via Pandagon) Prejean didn’t fare much better. She explained that she is passionate about her cause because “marriage is good” and “unless we bring men and women together children will not have mothers and fathers.” Then, during the question and answer segment of her press conference, following a reporter’s question as to whether Prejean will be going into politics she laughed and said, “I think that is a silly question.” AT this point, we’re just relieved that Prejean finds the idea of her starting a political career is as silly as we do.

NOM Launches “No Offense” Religious Liberty Ad Campaign! [NOM]
Why Carrie Prejean May Not Be An Effective Spokeswoman for the Anti-Gay-Marriage Cause [U.S. News and World Report]
Miss California On Presser: If We Don’t Save Marriage Kids Won’t Have Moms And Dads [Pandagon]

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