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You already know that everything under the sun is available as Internet porn. But in a new book, two scientists investigate what our online porn searches say about human sexuality. Their work isn't without its problems, but they turn up some pretty interesting data on age, body size — and dicks. More »
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Hollywood actresses often play the moms of men they're way too young to have birthed, but in porn, the practice is even more extreme: one star found herself transitioning to MILF roles at just 24. More »
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A bizarre, cougar-themed Halls ad is pissing people off and weirding others out: More »
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For the second installment of MTV's True Life: I Have Embarrassing Parents, we were introduced to Nikki, an adorable 14-year-old emo girl who is dealing with having a mom who is, in turn, dealing with having some kind of midlife crisis in which she wants to eternally look 18. (To her, "looking 18" translates into looking like Pamela Anderson in her worst costume for the day, replete with giant fuzzy hat.) Nikki's mom doesn't understand why her daughter is so embarrassed by her, because she's just being herself and showing off the body that "God gave [her]". Um, well, if by "God" she means her plastic surgeon. At Nikki's father's birthday party, her mom dances so suggestively with her classmates that Nikki breaks down in tears. Clip above. More »
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Best Comment of the Day, in response to Demi Moore Curiously Absent From SNL"Cougars" Skit: "My mom got called a MILF recently and of course, she was clueless to its meaning and turned to me for an explanation. I couldn't bear to tell her the real meaning (I mean, could you look Claire Huxtable in the eye and say the F-word?). So I told it stood for 'Mother I'd Love Forever'. God help me if she discovers the truth." We say: nice save! • Worst, in response to In Tough Economic Times, Bankers Long For "Intimacy" With Their Happy Endings: "Aren't the Japanese ethnically Korean?" We say: uh, no. More »
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[Update: 'Jen' says she's staying at a Hilton in Chicago near the Navy Pier.] More »
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Apparently being a "Son of Hollywood" also means having no shame. A day after Randy Spelling admitted to deflowering Paris Hilton, his reality co-star Sean Stewart (son of Rod), has told Howard Stern that he jacked off to the sight of his nude, then-stepmother — model Rachel Hunter — as a teenager. "I used to stare at [her] when she was down by the pool sunbathing naked," Page Six reports Stewart as saying. "I was like 15 or 16 sitting in my pool with a bottle of lotion." More »
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