Jezebel: Miley Cyrus

Is Macaulay Culkin Okay?

Katie J.M. Baker — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 11:15:00 EST

Macaulay Culkin has been looking pretty gaunt and disheveled lately, and last night he flaked on his monthly DJ gig at New York City's Le Poisson Rouge. A club employee said that "something just came up and he couldn't make it," and Culkin's spokesperson insists he's in good health, so it's possible he just wasn't in the mood to play music for a bunch of drunk assholes. Culkin is also rumored to be starring in an upcoming U.K film called Service Man about the military, so maybe he's preparing to play a sick soldier? Or perhaps I'm just in denial that Kevin McCallister is 31 (!) and troubled. [Daily Mail] More »

Katy Perry Wants to Know Tim Tebow in the Biblical Sense

Luke Malone — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:00:00 EST

She's yet to sign the divorce papers, but Katy Perry is clearly over Russell Brand because she's been making a sustained play for Tim Tebow. On stage to perform some songs at a pre-Super Bowl party, she made sure to let the virgin quarterback know that she'd be up for seeing his ~~pea~~cock any day of the week when she dedicated "Peacock" to him personally. But it didn't end there: Perry continued with a double-barrel assault at the NFL Honors ceremony on Saturday by singling him out when she took to the stage to present an award. "Hey Tim, my parents say hi," she said, a coy reference to the fact her minister parents have already said they want the pair to hook up because of Tebow's Christian beliefs. Slutty sources add there's every possibility that the two engaged in a frottage fiesta at the Super Bowl itself because they booked adjoining suites at the event. Stay tuned … [E!] More »

Today in Fun: Miley Cyrus Fellates a Cock Cake

Luke Malone — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:00:00 EST

Sometimes no words will effectively communicate the experience of seeing a photograph by Henri Cartier-Bresson or Diane Arbus for the very first time. Similarly, one grasps at straws when trying to describe an image of Miley Cyrus posing with a giant penis cake for boyfriend Liam Hemsworth's birthday –- but lets try, shall we? The final nail in the coffin when it comes to obliterating her tween tag, the 19-year-old was a girl gone wild as she downed jugs of hooch, gyrated against a lady friend and got up close and personal with Liam's sugary sack. More »

Rihanna's Been Secretly Hooking Up With Chris Brown… For A Year

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 09:00:00 EST

We all have that friend who goes back to her ex despite the fact that it was a completely toxic relationship, and right now, it seems like Rihanna is that pal. Rumor has it she's secretly been hooking up with Chris Brown — for over a year. Awful feelings stir in the pit of the stomach when you read this quote from a music industry source: "They can't get enough of each other. I don't see it ending well." [Us] More »

Guess Which Celebrity Keeps 90% of the Proceeds From Her 'Charity' Auctions

Erin Gloria Ryan — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:00:00 EST

Boy oh boy do celebrities ever love talking about auctioning things off for charity. They want you to remember that they're such sweet, kind Disney Princesses that it's hard to see their faces, what with all the birds flying around their heads braiding their hair and basking in their goodness. But did you know that some celebrities' "charity" auctions are actually actually just sales that end up supporting celebrities' images and pocketbooks much more than they end up supporting the charities themselves? Who's actually giving it away? Who's pocketing the cash? Let's find out! More »

Miley Cyrus Makes Pathetic Attempt to Be Bad

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:50:00 EST

The movie LOL is supposed to signal to the world that Miley Cyrus is no longer a child, but apparently she's doing it in the most Disney way possible. Getting a D in math, drinking an unidentified substance from a Solo cup, and having sex with your boyfriend makes for a fairly tame teenage rebellion — particularly when in real life there's a six paragraph section in Wikipedia devoted to Miley's various sex and drug-related scandals. More »

Demi Lovato Wants You To Know Miley Cyrus Can Be A Total Bitch

Luke Malone — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 09:00:00 EST

As everyone knows, best friends are awesome. But an unfortunate caveat of the special bond is that you're probably going to get into a vicious, emotional knockdown fight at some stage – hitting each other where you know it'll hurt the most. Well, Miley Cyrus is really good at that according to on-again/off-again bestie Demi Lovato, who says shit gets nasty when they go at it. "[Miley] and I are strong headed," she tells Seventeen. "When we fight it's brutal and we're like, 'We're never going to be friends again!' Then two days later, were like, 'I love you and I miss you!'" [Radar] More »

This Week In Tabloids: Jen Aniston’s Neighbor Saw Her Baby Bump From A Kitchen Window

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:30:00 EST

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we rifle through the drawers of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star, looking for lacy, sexy little pieces of gossip. This week, we learn what Kate Middleton's first Christmas with the queen will be like; we learn that Miley Cyrus is on the verge of "overdosing" on weed; and we learn that Jennifer Aniston doesn't close her blinds, which is how her neighbor knows that she's hiding unborn twins in her uterus. More »

Steve Buscemi's Best SNL Moments

Cassie Murdoch — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 12:05:00 EST

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Steve Buscemi returned to host Saturday Night Live last night, and his signature quiet, oddball energy was in full effect. Buscemi spent most of the night playing the same kinds of characters he's played throughout his entire career: low-key creeps or weirdos. He's a pro and pulled it off well, but nevertheless the show was a little low on the LOLs. More »

Why Is Miley Cyrus's Protest Song Any Worse Than The Others?

Doug Barry — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 13:30:00 EST

Miley Cyrus may be catching a lot of flak for her anthem to Occupy Wall Street protesters, "Liberty Walk," but in at least one way it is the only piece of protest music ever to personify the very drastic change which its lyrics call for: it relies heavily on auto-tune. In fact, "Auto-Tune This Economy" might have been a way better title, but I'm no Pete Seeger. More »

Here's That Miley Cyrus Occupy Wall Street Song That You Didn't Ask For

Whitney Jefferson — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 15:05:00 EST

Occupiers, here's the rock anthem to keep you inspired. Just kidding! It's Miley Cyrus' "It's A Liberty Walk," and it sounds like something the cast of Jersey Shore would fist-bump to. More »

Miley Cyrus Marks Her Birthday By Coming Out As A Pothead

Cassie Murdoch — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 17:35:00 EST

Please Stop Calling Miley Cyrus And Demi Lovato 'Fat'

Whitney Jefferson — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:20:00 EST

In today's Tweet Beat, former Disney kids Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus unite over a few tweets with the hopes that people will stop calling rail-thin celebrities "fat." Plus, Kim Zolciak's wedding photo, Lauren Conrad meets the little "Super Bass" girls, and Leah Remini's warning for all of her followers: You will be hearing about the color of her urine from time to time. (Warning: the following photo tweeted by Miley may be disturbing to some.) More »

Beyonce And Jay-Z May Be Having A Girl

Lane Moore — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 11:55:00 EDT

Since very, very few of us have had intimate, personal conversations with Pregnance or Jay-Z about the sex of their child, it's impossible to say what it's going to be. Unless you're Kelly Rowland and you have talked to Pregnance. Then you'd know it's pretty much going to be a girl. More »

Marc Anthony Says Rumors He Cheated With Jada Pinkett Smith Are "Laughable"

Lane Moore — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 11:05:00 EDT

Marc Anthony finds all of these cheating allegations to be hilaaaarious. More »

Angelina Nearly Weeps During Visit To Sarajevo

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 09:00:00 EDT

Angelina Jolie received a special award at the Sarajevo Film Festival on Saturday. The audience gave her a standing ovation; she said, "I will start crying if you don't stop." Apparently she had tears in her eyes as she waited for the clapping to die down, and her voice broke when she said, "I told Brad in the car I was afraid I was going to cry." Sniffle. Her film about Bosnia, In The Land Of Blood And Honey, will be released in December. [OMG!] More »

Justin Timberlake Decides Being Single Sucks, Starts Seeing Jessica Biel Again

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 09:00:00 EDT

Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back, and by sexy, we mean Jessica Biel. Bring it on in to Redo-ville. The two are "quietly seeing each other again," according to a source. They've decided to give it another shot, and "Justin realized single life is not what it's cracked up to be." Maybe he had hot sweaty impulsive sex with Olivia Wilde and then cried because it was bereft of emotion? [Us Magazine] More »

Miley Cyrus Bashes Urban Outfitters For Knock-Offs And Anti-Gay Politics

Jenna Sauers — Fri, 27 May 2011 13:15:00 EDT

Well, this is unexpected and refreshing! Miley Cyrus got all het up on the Twitter about...Urban Outfitters. "Not only do they steal from artists," she wrote in an update tagged #SHADYASHELL, "but every time you give them money you help finance a campaign against gay equality." Could the singer have been referring to this specific instance, or to Urban Outfitters' long history of shady dealings with other people's intellectual property? Then she wrote: "'IF WE ALLOW GAY MARRIAGE THEN NEXT THING U KNOW PEOPLE WILL BE MARRYING GOLD FISH' - Rick Santorum UO contributed $13,000 to this mans [sic] campaign." Actually, it was $13,150. More recently, Urban Outfitters company president and founder Richard Hayne and his wife have given $2,250 to Texas senator Kay Bailey Hutchison, who rates a 0 from NARAL Pro-Choice American and voted against financial reform because, "The problem was not mainstream banks. We need to make sure that we don't over-regulate the mainstream banks so they can't loan to small business." Miley again: "Love that everyone is hating on Urban Outfitters." [@MileyCyrus] More »

Details Of Sara Rue's Beer Pong Wedding Today

Lane Moore — Sat, 21 May 2011 11:00:00 EDT

Actress Sara Rue will be marrying longtime fiance Kevin Prince in a beachside ceremony today...that will also include beer pong: More »

Evangeline Lilly Is Pregnant

Lane Moore — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 20:00:00 EDT

Unlike Nicole Richie, Evangeline Lilly is actually pregnant. The 31-year-old Lost actress was apparently spotted with a "baby bump" that was not the product of exhalation or food consumption on a recent visit to Hawaii. This will be the first child for Lilly and her boyfriend, Lost production assistant Norman Kali (sorry, Dominic). "I'm definitely planning on taking a break for a little while," Lilly said. "I consider acting a day job - it's not my dream; it's not my be-all, end-all." [Just Jared] More »

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 18:49:15 EDT

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, 50 Cent doesn't know what a grapefruit is, La Toya Jackson unwittingly reveals behind-the-scenes Celebrity Apprentice conspiracy, and Toni Braxton's family hits reality TV. More »

Miley's Airport Ensemble Is Just A Little Busy

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 10:45:00 EDT

[LAX, April 7. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.] More »

Things That Should Not Exist: The Miley Cyrus Sex Doll

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 14:35:00 EDT

For a young female star, turning 18 doesn't just mean it's no longer illegal for creepy older dudes to leer at you, it means your likeness will pop up on a variety of adult products. Miley is said to be planning to sue over the new inflatable sex doll "Finally Miley," which comes with "3 achey love holes." But, it might be too late. Kevin Johnson of Pipedream Products, the company that makes the doll, says, "We are completely sold out already - it's been on the market for less than 48 hours." More »

Back-Up Dancers Kindly Asked Not To Give Britney Drugs

Lane Moore — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 11:00:00 EDT

Like every standard employment contract, Britney Spears' back-up dancers were given specific instructions to keep Britney away from drugs and alcohol, if at all possible. The contract states, "Contractor acknowledges that it is essential that [Britney] not be exposed to any alcohol, drugs, or controlled substances." Ah, would that every troubled star had such dedicated straight-edge back-up dancers. [TMZ] More »

Jennifer Hudson "Didn't See Anything Wrong" With Her Body Before She Lost 80 Lbs.

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 14:44:00 EST

"I'm feeling good," Jennifer Hudson sings in the new Weight Watchers commercials, which seem to come on every five seconds or so. But the truth is, she felt good before she lost weight, too. Hudson was on Ellen on Wednesday, and said she was "very comfortable" with herself before losing weight. "It wasn't that I couldn't do it," she explained. More »

This Week In Tabloids: Miley Cyrus & John Mayer Spotted Kissing & Ass-Slapping

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 15:00:00 EST

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your highly informative neighborhood tabloid roundup. This week, we learned Ryan Phillippe hit on Rihanna, that Suri Cruise needs a 12-step program, and that John Mayer and Miley Cyrus are just two wild, crazy tattooed kids who can't keep their hands off of each other. More »

Billy Ray Cyrus Thinks Miley's On The Road To Ruin

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 01:00:00 EST

In an unusually candid interview with GQ, Billy Ray Cyrus says he blames Hannah Montana for tearing his family apart and worries that Miley Cyrus could go down the same path as Kurt Cobain, Anna Nicole Smith, and Michael Jackson. While the article is fueling another round of media hysteria about Miley's debaucherous lifestyle, Billy Ray's statements can actually be chalked up to him being a dad. More »

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird

Sadie Stein — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 10:30:00 EST

This year's Grammy red carpet was so weird — and so weirdly entertaining — that designations like "good" and "bad" almost seem arbitrary. You'll have to be the judge...although in the case of Nicole Kidman, I'm guessing we'll reach consensus... More »

On This Red Carpet, The Kids Are NOT Alright

Sadie Stein — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 10:35:00 EST

And not just because, at the premiere of Never Say Never, half the crowd was expiring from Bieber Fever. No, to believe the evidence presented by this master class in youth fashion, we have bigger concerns. More »

Some Guy Calls Shia LeBeouf Names, Punching Ensues

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 10:30:56 EST

Last night, a patron at an LA bar took it upon himself to question the sexuality of the star of Indiana Jones And The Murder Of Your Childhood Memories, referring to Shia The Beef as a "fucking faggot." Bar fight! More »

Rumor: Britney Uses A Dance Double In New Video

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 09:00:00 EST

The video for Britney Spears' new single, "Hold It Against Me," should be premiering aaaaaaaany minute now.

Halle Berry Fights For Custody Of Her Daughter

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 09:00:00 EST

Halle Berry is preparing to go to court to deal with the custody battle of her 2½-year-old daughter Nahla.

Miley Cyrus's Mild Antics Are Damaging America's Youth!

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 14:54:00 EST

Miley Cyrus was voted 2010's Worst Celebrity Influence by the teen site JSYK.com, beating out Lindsay Lohan, Demi Lovato, and Amber Portwood. Remember kids, addiction and abuse are cool, just don't get caught dirty dancing or doing legal drugs. More »

6.2 Million Witness Miley's Emancipation

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 10:20:00 EST

On Sunday Hannah Montana's final episode attracted 6.2 million viewers, a 9% increase over its season average. The episode got mixed reviews from tweens, who were confused by Hannah sporting increasingly racy outfits and ritualistically burning Mickey Mouse ears. More »

Hannah Montana Is Running Away, Never Coming Back

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 17:20:00 EST

After tonight, Hannah Montana will be no more. Will the series end with carefree Hannah completing a Black Swan-like transition into Can't-Be-Tamed salvia-smoking Miley? Waking up and realizing it was a dream all along? What do you think, readers? More »

Dita Von Teese's Cleavage Too Offensive For TV

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST

Dita Von Teese has a guest role on CSI, and was asked to wear less-revealing clothing to play a school teacher turned nightclub dancer.

Miley Cyrus' New Role "Edgier, Darker," Ominous

Sadie Stein — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 17:00:00 EST

Her new potential gig will be dynamic. Some of it will be animated. Some of it will be epic. Other times, "absolutely f*cking nothing is happening." More »

Miley Preaches The Wonders Of Salvia

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 10:41:00 EST

[On the set of So Undercover, in which Miley gets all Veronica Mars and investigates a sorority. New Orleans, January 3. Image via Splash.]

Is Meg Ryan Dating Newly Separated John Mellencamp?

Lauri Apple — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 10:30:00 EST

Reportedly, John Mellencamp (nee Cougar) has "struck up a friendship" with the actress, who has apparently "dropped in" on his tour. Mellencamp and his supermodel wife of 18 years, Elaine Mellencamp (nee Irwin), just announced they're splitting up. Oooh!

John Travolta Went on an All-Dude Ski and Spa Trip—With His Wife (?!)

Lauri Apple — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 10:30:48 EST

The National Enquirer reports that John Travolta's Vermontian resort getaway was semi-secret, and that Kelly Preston was not there. Travvie and his guy-pals were "very discreet," a source told the Enquirer. "You could tell they didn't want to be seen."