Miley Cyrus’ tongue, the most rogue member of her traveling band, found its way into Katy Perry‘s mouth last night at her Bangerz concert in L.A. Another day, another trolly pseudo-provocation. Hooray.
And then both singers squealed and made surprised faces (Miley at her own audacity and Katy at the presence of a tongue in her mouth), and the act was memorialized in 1,000 low-resolution YouTube videos. [Page Six]
In case you’re wondering what the meaning of all of this is, Miley Cyrus says that she wants her tour to be “good art.” Also “educational”: quoth Miley, “I like to experiment. I like to try new things. I don’t understand what most girls are wearing today. I find it boring. Why don’t younger children try to be more risque?” Replace all children’s clothing with bedazzled leotards by 2025! [Daily Mail]
And Abe Lincoln replaced Bill Clinton in her stage show because education. [The Superficial]
Kerry Washington had her baby shower at Shonda Rhimes‘ house and there were lots of pastel colors and abundant love and Jane Fonda started crying from happiness. Did anyone else get emotional reading about it? Just me? Ok. [E!]
Oprah took her first selfie and Idris Elba was in it, which I think makes “selfie” the word of the century now? Or maybe even humanity’s greatest achievement (sorry, the wheel)? [NY Daily News]
- Kanye West wants to collaborate with James Blake on his new album. I originally read this as James Blunt, and I thought of a mashup of “Bound 2” and “You’re Beautiful” and felt confused and upset. [Rolling Stone]
- Taylor Swift and Lorde went shopping together, probably for, like, shawls and artisinal jams and a picture of a cat. [Just Jared]
- There are 88,792 calories in Katy Perry‘s “Dark Horse” music video, but I feel like I burned at least half of that off by shaking my damn head so vigorously while viewing. [MTV]
- This video of Kendall Jenner getting mobbed by frenzied tweens while leaving a Miley Cyrus concert is absolutely terrifying. [ONTD]
- Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint both won awards for stage acting; also, Daniel Radcliffe now has the hair of a suave magician. [ONTD]
- T-Boz made the grave error of tweeting a few ponderous thoughts about Miley Cyrus and Twitter absolutely lost it. [ONTD]
- Victoria Beckham will not be picking out the uniform design and color for David Beckham‘s new soccer team, which doesn’t really seem that labor-intensive (“um… do a jersey… and it can be blue”), but, whatever, she’s busy. [NY Daily News]
- Tyga spent $20,000 on a decorative Egyptian tomb, which is exactly what one should do when one becomes rich and famous. [TMZ]
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