Miley Cyrus FINALLY Explains Her Omnipresent Tongue in New SNL Promos

The world has waited with bated breath to learn why millionaire baby-woman Miley Cyrus keeps posing with her tongue sticking out out — often touching it to things like sledge hammers, other people, etc. Well, get ready to rocket right on out of your moon boots because the singer has FINALLY broken her legendary silence on the matter and her reasons will shock you.

All that and other facts revealed in her new SNL promos featuring the darling Taran Killam. Miley’s episode airs this Saturday so tune in! Or don’t! You can carpe your diem however you see fit.