Miley Cyrus Attempts to Convince Us She Values Privacy and Modesty

Miley Cyrus overshared to Elle UK about not wanting to do any more oversharing. No, sir. "We [herself and Liam Hemsworth] were too nice to the world and gave them too much insight—into my life and my puppies and my house–-and I just don't feel they get that privilege any more. Like on my Twitter, I'm much more... not conservative, but you don't see a picture of my dogs." Miley Cyrus, like the guy from Memento, has a very bad short-term memory.

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"A star is someone who doesn't have to take her clothes off to be sexy because you naturally have star power. Sex does sell, but you have to find a way that's not just showing your tits," she says. "I don't want to be a glorified model. They just walk on stage and it's all about their clothes — or lack of clothes."

Miley Cyrus also has a very bad long-term memory. [Us Weekly, Gossip Cop; images via Elle UK and Twitter]


Miley Cyrus Attempts to Convince Us She Values Privacy and Modesty

Reese "Do You Know Who I Am?" Witherspoon did an interview with UK mag Red before her arrest that's just been released.“There is a balance between being an arrogant jerk and being someone who is proud of their accomplishments," she says. Hilariously, she also has a glamour shot taken in the front seat of a car. Oof. [NYDN]


Miley Cyrus Attempts to Convince Us She Values Privacy and Modesty

Harry Styles, 19, may be going down to Pound Town with Rod Stewart's daughter, socialite Kimberly Stewart, 33, who also happens to be the mom of Benecio Del Toro's baby. Weeeeiiiird. The two were said to be "holding hands and kissing all night" when they'd gone out to dinner the night before.

Source: “Harry has had the hots for Kim for a long time... he has always had a crush on her, and she totally gets him and his sense of humor.” They were next seen staggering out of Rod's house and getting Morning Coffees of Shame. [Hollywood Life]

Wand Erection's new album will be released around Christmas of this year. [HuffPo]

Speaking of which, Morgan Spurlock promises in his new One Direction documentary: "We talked to this one doctor who tells us what happens inside a girl’s body when she hears One Direction — like what happens in her brain and what goes on inside of her." I would guess something like this. [Page Six]


Miley Cyrus Attempts to Convince Us She Values Privacy and Modesty

Hey ladies in the place, I'm calling out to ya: The Beastie Boys are releasing a non-liner memoir in 2015 with the people who did Jay-Z's Decoded. "Interested in challenging the form and making the book a multidimensional experience. There is a kaleidoscopic frame of reference, and it asks a reader to keep up." [Vulture]


Kate Middleton speaks! And takes fashion cues from Alexa Chung, apparently. What a tony accent you have, my dear. [Us Weekly]


  • Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are back together. They held hands at a concert. [E!]
  • Jessica Paré would officially like to downplay her sex scenes with Jon Hamm. [NYDN]
  • James Franco is signed up to direct The Garden of Last Days, Andre Dubus III's follow-up to House of Sand and Fog. [Vulture]
  • J.J. Abrams wants to adapt Stephen King's novel 11/22/63. That would be awesome.[Vulture]
  • Amanda Bynes: Gym dreamy. [Ocean Up]
  • Here's the first shot of Paris Jackson having reunited with Debbie Rowe. [ET Online]
  • Kate Winslet cares about her kids more than acting. [Zee News]
  • Uh, this EXTREMELY bizarre video Tila Tequila made. I can't even descri—just watch it. [Radar Online]
  • Jake Gyllenhaal's presence is selling out Soul Cycle classes. [NYDN]
  • The Kardashians are having a shitty time in Greece without their significant others. [Radar Online]
  • Explicit chapters of Andy Warhol's diaries will be unsealed in 2037. [Page Six]
  • Beyoncé and Andre 3000 covered "Back to Black" for the Great Gatsby soundtrack and here it is. [Billboard]
  • Meredith Viera is totes over all the Today drama. [Page Six]
  • Michael Jordan, Space Jam star who occasionally played basketball, married his girlfriend of five years, Yvette Prieto. [Us Weekly]
  • Chris Brown likes his nemesis Drake's music. [TMZ]
  • A woman who hires out housekeepers to celebrities is suing Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld for calling one potential maid "a little fat." [Radar Online]
  • Rob Corddry wants his daughters to be "quiet, book-reading lesbians." [Us Weekly]
  • Since we're still talking about this for some reason, former Teen Mom Farrah Abraham closed her six-figure sex tape deal. [TMZ]
  • Robert DeNiro has irritatingly specific drink requests. [Page Six]
  • Victoria Beckham totally understands if you think she's "such a cow." Or something. [Daily Mail]
  • Jennifer Lopez "freaked out" when her son Max needed stitches. [People]
  • Ronnie of Jersey Shore was hospitalized for kidney stones. (His ER doctor was all, "Dude, you gotta stop trying to make it work with Sammi.") [People]