Jezebel: Mike Myers

Paris Briefly Detained For Possession In South Africa; Waitress Denies Punching Lindsay

Hortense Smith — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 10:30:00 EDT

Paris Hilton was detained for possession of marijuana in Port Elizabeth, South Africa yesterday, but was later cleared and released. According to her rep:

Megan Fox's Revenge Engagement; Loophole Lets Lindsay Use Drugs

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 25 May 2010 19:30:00 EDT

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have been dating for years, but clearly they must have an ulterior motive for considering marriage. They're allegedly planning to announce their engagement soon, just to irritate his ex Vanessa Marcil.

What The Heck? Shrek Trainwreck!

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 25 May 2010 09:50:00 EDT

[New York, May 24. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Brittany Murphy's Husband Found Dead; Lindsay Due In Court Today

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 24 May 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Brittany Murphy's husband, Simon Monjack, was found dead last night in the couple's Hollywood home.

Tila Tequila Signs Up For Celebrity Rehab, Lindsay Returns To L.A., Michael Madsen Placed On Suicide Watch

Hortense Smith — Sun, 23 May 2010 10:30:00 EDT

According to TMZ, Tila Tequila is set to join the next cast of Celebrity Rehab for an unspecified addiction, though the show is having trouble attracting any other participants and may never actually air. [TMZ]

Shrek Forever After Offers A Happy Ending

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 21 May 2010 15:00:00 EDT

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The It's A Wonderful Life-inspired plot of Shrek Forever After, the fourth and ostensibly final Shrek film, is a bit stale, but a funny script and fewer pop-culture references make it better than previous sequels. More »

Britney Banned From Going Braless; Lady Gaga Wants Plastic Surgery

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Britney Spears' dad has banned her from leaving home without a bra.

I'mma Let You Finish: The Greatest Interruptions Of All Time

Sadie Stein — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:20:00 EDT

Says today's Times, "interruption has clearly gained a foothold in American discourse these days, and is proving a powerful weapon for influencing the national conversation." Indeed! Just look at some of recent history's most infamous incidents. More »

Inglourious Basterds Is "No Masterpiece" According To Critics

Katy Kelleher — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:20:00 EDT

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Quentin Tarantino's long awaited so-called "masterpiece" Inglourious Basterds opened today at Cannes, and although reviews of the film are varied, most seem to agree that it isn't his best work. More »

Another Adoption For Angelina?

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 09:00:00 EDT

And then there were seven?!?! Angelina Jolie reportedly told one of the Slumdog kids that she is planning to adopt an Indian orphan. The papers will surely turn this into a race with Madonna. [Telegraph]

The Academy Awards: Rumors, Front-Runners, And A "Drunk And Nude" Hugh Jackman

Hortense Smith — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 10:30:00 EST

It's Oscar night, kids, and you know what that means: a night of fashions, possible upsets, long speeches cut off by orchestra music, and my mother calling to ask me where Billy Crystal is. [CNN]

The Battle Of The Bombs: Get Smart vs. The Love Guru

Maria — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:20:00 EDT

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Surely you have heard that we are blessed with not one but two horribly unfunny "comedies" opening this weekend: Mike Myers' The Love Guru and Get Smart starring Steve Carell. Myers, taking a cue from Adam Sandler earlier this year, has decided to put out the comeback comedy that absolutely no one was asking him to make. Some Hindu leaders have urged for a boycott of the film because it is insulting to the Hindu faith, but something tells us that Hindu leaders don't need to work that hard to scare away audiences from this film: Myers goes above and beyond to make this movie unappealing to anyone with the physical ability to laugh. And then there is Get Smart, a film remake of the classic '60s TV show. Although the film stars a cast more lovable than The Love Guru (no one can out-asshole a film that combines Myers, Justin Timberlake, and Jessica Alba) the film's jokes are destined to flop. Did we mention it was an uncalled-for remake? So which movie sucks more? The reviews, after the jump More »

Breaking News: Matthew McConaughey's Flip-Flop Missing!

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:00:00 EDT

Matthew McConaughey went to Nicaragua to surf and ended up partying at a bar called the Iguana, standing on a table and screaming, "I've lost by flip-flops," after which he was seen "resting" in a ditch. Quoth Matt: "I'm STILL looking for my left flip-flop. So if anyone finds it floating around down there (it has 6:22 stitched into the side), please send it my way. There is a reward." [Rush & Molloy]
Anne Hathaway's four-year romance with Raffaello Follieri: Dunzo! Could it be his company being probed by the New York State Attorney? Could it be that he was sued by business partner Ron Burkle? Could it be that the flames fizzled out? [Rush & Molloy]
Joan Rivers has apologized for swearing on a live British TV show. "Yes, I swore, and I'm so fucking sorry," she says. [People]
One of Nicole Kidman's bodyguards laid down in the street to prevent paparazzi from following Nicole and hubby Keith Urban. A photog says: "I've never seen anything like it. And after about five minutes, this guy just got up, wished us all a nice evening, and strolled off." [Rush & Molloy]
Nicole Richie attended the Women In Film's Crystal and Lucy Awards, because she is such a huge movie star. [ET]

Tom Cruise Channels Dieter From "Sprockets"

Jennifer — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:10:00 EST