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				<em>New York Times</em> reporter Jodi Kantor has a new book coming out this week called <em>The Obamas</em>, about&mdash;as you might have guessed from the title&mdash;the Obamas. For the book, which many are calling "explosive" for its revelations about the very private Obama White House, Kantor says she interviewed 33 members of Obama's staff. She seems to have a gotten a fairly deep look into the administration's inner workings, but particularly into Michelle Obama's role in the whole show. There are plenty of juicy details (for instance, did you know the Obamas threw <a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/01/07/jodi-kantor-s-book-the-obamas-tensions-between-michelle-and-the-white-house-and-more.html">a lavish <em>Alice in Wonderland</em> Tea Party</a> during the worst of the recession but didn't tell anyone about it?), but mostly what emerges is a picture of a very smart woman struggling to adapt to her new life in the public eye&mdash;and mostly succeeding.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5874129/not-even-an-explosive-new-book-can-make-the-first-lady-seem-unlikeable" title="Click here to read more about Not Even an 'Explosive' New Book Can Make the First Lady Seem Unlikable">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 08 Jan 2012 18:35:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cassie Murdoch]]></dc:creator>
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				Fewer than 10% of Dutch women work full-time, and face one of the highest wage gaps in Europe&mdash;"and they like it this way," says <em>Slate</em> writer Jessica Olien. American women, put down those Blackberries and take note.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5690698/take-your-workaholism-and-shove-it-say-dutch-womencan-we-do-this-too" title="Click here to read more about &quot;Take Your Workaholism and Shove It,&quot; Say Dutch Women&mdash;Can We Do This, Too?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Nov 2010 18:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[M Is For Michelle, An Elegant Mystery]]></title>
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				Michelles turn heads with their elegance &mdash; even when they're wearing acid-washed jeans.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5409376/m-is-for-michelle-an-elegant-mystery" title="Click here to read more about M Is For Michelle, An Elegant Mystery">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><strong>Elijah Wood</strong> and <strong>Shirley Manson</strong> star in a new ad campaign for <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged OLIVER PEOPLES" title="Click here to read more posts tagged OLIVER PEOPLES" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/oliver-peoples/">Oliver Peoples</a> </strong>Spring 2010 Resort Collection.  Hate to say it, but in this <a href="http://slamxhype.com/fashion/oliver-peoples-spring-resort-2010-collection/"><em>Mad Men</em>-inspired campaign</a>, both come across as a poor woman's Joan & Don. [<a href="http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/shirley-manson-elijah-wood-go-mad-men-chic-for-new-fashion-campaign/11280">Black Book</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5371069/peoples-caught-in-mad-men-craze-sjp-for-halston" title="Click here to read more about Peoples Caught In Mad Men Craze; SJP For Halston?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Shades of <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/22/oprah.apology/">Oprah at Hermès</a>? Well, no, but Michelle Obama's recent visit to Paris has <a href="http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/07/01/michelle-ma-belle-des-magasins/">caused a stink</a> involving Sarkozy, shopping hours, and sacred Sundays. Accusations of elitism and heresy on <em>this</em> side of the Atlantic in 3, 2... [<a href="http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/07/01/michelle-ma-belle-des-magasins/">Time</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5305542/french-hiss" title="Click here to read more about French Hiss">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I don't mean, have you done one. But, was it actually fun and relaxing, like, you know, the real thing? I seriously want to know!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5224800/has-anyone-in-history-ever-had-a-successful-staycation" title="Click here to read more about Has Anyone In History Ever Had A Successful "Staycation?"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Bad news for Malia and Sasha Obama: They won't be getting that <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27758359/">new puppy</a> until <em>after</em> the Obamas move into the White House. In an interview with <i>60 Minutes</i> last night, Barack and Michelle said that they want to be "responsible owners" and they know that it wouldn't be good to get a new dog in the middle of a major move, even though they promised Malia and Sasha a new pup after the election was over. [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27758359/">MSNBC</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5090452/nobama-dog" title="Click here to read more about NObama Dog">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Amy Winehouse Gives Back Gowns With Sick Surprise]]></title>
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				<ul><li>What kind of fuckery is this? Amy Winehouse borrowed some designer dresses. When she returned them, they were splattered with vomit. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/3am/2008/09/25/amy-winehouse-hit-with-huge-bill-after-vomiting-on-designer-clothes-115875-20751293/">Mirror</a>]
<li>Some of the puke-stained dresses had developed furry mold on them. [<em>Hey, I'm eating breakfast, lady! - Ed.</em>]  [<a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/amy_winehouse_return_dresses_barf_puke.html">CelebNewsWire</a>]
<li>Meanwhile, Amy is trying to launch the singing career of her goddaughter, Dionne. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/latest/2008/09/26/amy-s-teen-sage-kicks-115875-20753128/">Mirror</a>]
<li>Except at Dionne's gig, Amy was a total fucking mess. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1062504/Falling-apart-Stick-Amy-Winehouse-looks-ravaged--admits-I-like-this.html?ITO=1490">Daily Mail</a>]
<li>More "turmoil" for Brad and Angelina as Billy Bob Thornton says of Angie, "We're still close." Eh. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1061237/More-turmoil-Brad-Angelina-ex-husband-Billy-Bob-Thornton-reveals-Were-STILL-close.html?ITO=1490">Daily Mail</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5055173/amy-winehouse-gives-back-gowns-with-sick-surprise" title="Click here to read more about Amy Winehouse Gives Back Gowns With Sick Surprise">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Reading Frank Rich's Cancer-Katie-Backlash-Backlash-to-the-Backlash weigh-in<a href="http://select.nytimes.com/2007/04/01/opinion/01rich.html?n=Top%2fOpinion%2fEditorials%20and%20Op%2dEd%2fOp%2dEd%2fColumnists%2fFrank%20Rich">Elizabeth Edwards For President</a> on Sunday reminded us that one of the reasons our mom was wooed by, ha ha, the "compassionate conservative" in 2000 (yeah, this would be the Jezzy who hails from <em>Virginia</em> speaking) was because she had been so turned off by Hillary and Laura seemed so, well, uh, <em>subtle</em> in contrast. By the time 2004 came along, our mom was solidly (and contritely) in the Kerry camp, though she worried &mdash; and we wondered why! &mdash; that Terezzza and her "<a href="http://slate.msn.com/id/2092399/">special sauce</a>" would <a href="http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/11-04-2004/0002356222&EDATE=">fuck things up</a>.  So now comes Hillary's turn at the plate, and we were sitting here wondering how the fuck the Dems could think someone so villified in even remotely reddish America could win when her much-cuter hubby never won a majority of the vote, when our mom says, "Oh man, but I'd do <em>anything</em> to get Bill back in the White House. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/248982/spouse-wars-who-needs-a-female-president-when-america-is-really-only-electing-first-ladies-anymore" title="Click here to read more about Spouse Wars! Who Needs A Female President When America Is Really Only Electing First Ladies Anymore?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 02 Apr 2007 14:06:06 EDT]]></pubDate>
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