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Victoria's Secret's Racist Titillation Strategy

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 14:02:00 EST

A curious thing about the Victoria's Secret commercials and fashion show: Despite the valiant efforts of everyone involved, the results are decidedly not sexy. More »

John Mayer Snubs Press, Tells Vagina Joke

Sadie Stein — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:00:00 EST

At an event last night, the verbally-incontinent crooner was alternately silent and douchey. More »

Lindsay Lohan Fails Drug Test, Faces Jail Time

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 19:04:00 EDT

Lindsay Lohan reportedly tested positive for cocaine in a court-ordered drug test last week. According to the terms of her probation, she'll go back to jail for 30 days.

Fantasia Hospitalized After Overdose, Possible Suicide Attempt

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 19:11:00 EDT

Fantasia Barrino was hospitalized last night after overdosing on aspirin and sleeping pills. Her manager says she was "overwhelmed by the lawsuit and media attention" related to her relationship with a married man and it seems she tried to commit suicide.

Gisele's Legs Still Glued Together On Mag Covers; More Met Ball Gossip

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 05 May 2010 12:40:00 EDT

For the May Vogue Mexico cover, Gisele Bündchen pulled virtually the same pose that was captured on the April cover of American Vogue. [DesignScene]
Miley Cyrus wears a silver corset that costs $25,000 in her latest music video. [Us]

Obamas To Appear On American Idol; Pamela Anderson Won't Appear In Baywatch

Megan Carpentier — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 10:30:00 EDT

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Michelle Obama and Barack Obama taped a segment Wednesday for American Idol's "Idol Gives Back" episode Wednesday. They look almost this cute in a picture at the link. [Fox News]

Tilda Smells Like Holidays; Designer Makes Road-Kill Hats

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:00:00 EDT

Tilda, on her fragrance: "My son tells me it smells like Christmas." [WWD]
"I like to look at paintings mainly, like those of Francis Bacon. Or Mapplethorpe, Newton, and Penn," says noted hottie/photographer Victor Demarchelier, son of Patrick. [Style.com]

Spencer Pratt Is Tapping Into His "Feminine Power"

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer Pratt is getting emotional, André Leon Talley tells Martha Stewart what he thinks about her look, and Kirstie Alley is sick of religious bigots (i.e., people who mock Scientology). More »

Rihanna Encounters Chris Brown, Broken Bottle; Anne Hathaway: "I’m Not Very Pretty"

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:40:00 EST

Early on Monday morning, Rihanna was celebrating the Saints' Super Bowl win at a Miami club with Kim Kardashian and Timbaland, when a partygoer chucked a champagne bottle at their table from the balcony above and almost hit her.

Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down

Hortense Smith — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:00:00 EST

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Jon Gosselin attempted to make peace with Kate Gosselin at a divorce arbitration hearing yesterday by bringing roses to the courtroom. Kate turned them down, "but in the end it all came together and concluded on a happy note." [People]

Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:40:00 EST

Maybe all those hysterical parents were right about Marilyn Manson. In his latest video he violently beats a woman who looks like his ex-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood, then leaves her bloody, dead body in a bathtub.

A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"

Hortense Smith — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 10:30:00 EDT

According to an ex-girlfriend of Yankees star Alex Rodriguez: "He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure. It was ridiculous." [NYDN]

Dr. Horrible Comes To The Emmys, Dr. House Worries About His Knees

Hortense Smith — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 10:50:00 EDT

The Emmy Awards are tonight, and host Neil Patrick Harris apparently has a few tricks up his sleeve, including a visit from Dr. Horrible and John Hodgman announcing questionable factoids as the winners go up to collect their prizes. [EW]

Heigl Confirms Adoption; Aniston Calls "Lonely Girl" Label B.S.

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:00:00 EDT

It's confirmed: Katherine Heigl and husband Josh Kelly are adopting a baby girl from Korea. In an episode to air on Friday, Katherine tells Ellen:

Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:30:00 EDT

Chris Brown was sentenced today to 5 years probation and 180 days of community labor. The judge said she's aware of the rumors that he and Rihanna are in touch and won't tolerate a violation of the protective order.

Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:30:00 EDT

Adam Lambert put an end to the speculation about his sexuality by going out to a nightclub last night with his boyfriend Drake LaBry. The two held hands and occasionally kissed.

Sarah Jessica Parker Talks Twins For The First Time; Aniston Suffering From Exhaustion

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 20 May 2009 18:30:00 EDT

Sarah Jessica Parker talked to Access Hollywood about her new twin girls. She's mad about how the media is hounding her surrogate, and explains that she turned to surrogacy many disappointments trying to conceive.

A Weekend Of Talks For Obama, And Decisions For Clinton?

Megan Carpentier — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:30:00 EST

Officials are confirming that Hillary Clinton met with Barack Obama in Chicago to talk about a potential Cabinet slot. Two "senior Democratic officials" confirmed to the Huffington Post that Clinton was offered Secretary of State and asked for time to consider it, but she didn't admit to anything at a press conference in Albany. [NY Times, Huffington Post]
Barack Obama and John McCain are going to meet this weekend to talk about how they might be able to work together on something once Obama is President. It was arranged by Senator Lindsay Graham, McCain's Number One Fanboy. [Washington Post]
Vermont Senator Pat Leahy became the one who broke the seal, announcing today that he's not going to support Connecticut Senator Joe "Turncoat" Lieberman's efforts to hold onto his committee chairmanship in the Democratic-controlled Senate since Lieberman isn't a Democrat, campaigned against the incoming Democratic President and endorsed a Republican. Glad someone has more of a spine than Harry Reid. [Washington Post]
Speaking of backbones, thousands of people are expecting to protest the passage of Proposition 8 tomorrow, in California and around the country. [Huffington Post]

Madonna To Replace Guy With Gwyneth?

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST

Madonna is "begging" Gwyneth Paltrow to move back to New York so they can hang out and do yoga or whatever. Gwynnie lives in London with hubby Chris Martin, son Moses and daughter Apple. Will her Madgesty get what she wants? [The Sun]
We reported this before and it may actually happen: Madonna is orchestrating a Britney-Justin reunion! Brit and JT will be on stage with Madge tonight when her Sticky & Sweet tour stops at Dodger Stadium. People are going to freak the fuck out. [Yahoo News]
Brad Pitt and Oprah were both at the Obama victory rally in Grant Park, Chicago, but they missed one another "I was looking for you and would have invited you down to sit with the rest of us," Oprah told Brad. "You mean the non-VIP area?" Brad joked. He assured her that he took public transportation to be at the rally "just like everyone else." [Star]