In today's Tweet Beat, Anna Camp needs to discover Seamless, Tyne Daly comes prepared and Michael Caine gives us what we need this week.
— Julianne Moore (@_juliannemoore) May 16, 2014
At what age do u stop showering 10 mins extra because the water feels sooo good?? I'm still doing it.... #help
— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) May 16, 2014
— Patti Stanger (@pattistanger) May 16, 2014
Can I uber cab food to my house? #i'lltipu
— Anna Camp (@TheRealAnnaCamp) May 16, 2014
Just ran into @kellanlutz ... And now I'm off to the gym.
— Donald Faison (@donald_faison) May 16, 2014
I love that Jay Z and Kanye are even competitive about who has crazier sisters-in-law
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) May 16, 2014
This is Tyne Daly today putting salt on her lunch that came from a salt cellar she has on a necklace. For realz pic.twitter.com/HPLt5htI1Z
— Alan Cumming (@Alancumming) May 16, 2014
Great weekend to all my tweethearts
— Michael Caine (@themichaelcaine) May 16, 2014
"You're the only person in the world I don't hate right now" is as close as I get to saying "I love you"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 16, 2014
.@mikey93until it's "yourself"
— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) May 16, 2014
I'm a tolerant human being, but if you pronounce "biopic" like "myopic," I have no fucking idea what to do with you.
— Dave Holmes (@DaveHolmes) May 16, 2014
I absolutely must become I racecar driver now. It just feels right.
— Adam Levine (@adamlevine) May 16, 2014
I have no sympathy for grooms who worry "this is the only vagina I'll have for the rest of my life." I live that nightmare every day.
— Maggie Mull (@IAmMaggieMull) May 16, 2014
Im a little confused on the mechanics of 'tearing someone a new asshole' Is it a whole new hole or just a larger hole, giving it newness
— Jason Jones (@jonesinforjason) May 16, 2014
I just want someone to make me a life-sized baked potato so I can just chill inside of it with some bacon and chives.
— AZEALIA BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) May 16, 2014
Look i can answer questions all day but then you would see the true Einstein in me & that ain't sexy....or it is ;)
— Coco (@cocosworld) May 16, 2014
Image via Eamonn M. McCormack/Getty for BFI