Jezebel: Miami

Asshole Couple Buys Out Entire Jason Wu for Target Line In Miami, Tells You to Deal With It

Madeleine Davies — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:45:00 EST

Did you fail to pick out any pieces from the Jason Wu for Target line before it sold out? Look on the bright side— at least you didn't line up outside of a Target at 6:45 in the morning only to have two monster people buy the entire collection before you could get your hands on anything. Unfortunately, this is exactly what happened to a group of Miami shoppers this weekend. More »

British Airways Mistakenly Tells Passengers Their Plane Is About to Crash—Twice!

Cassie Murdoch — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:15:00 EST

Passengers on a British Airway flight from Miami to Heathrow got the scare of their lives yesterday. It was about 3 a.m., and they were mid-air when an automated announcement started playing in error. It said there was an emergency, and the plane was about to make a water landing. As people began to freak out, the message played another time—just to make sure everyone would be at maximum panic level. One man on board described the scene: More »

Ginger Spice Is Not Happy You Bruised The Milk

Jenna Sauers — Fri, 26 Nov 2010 15:20:00 EST

MIAMI, November 24, 2010 — Stop serving substandard tea right now, thank you very much! The best Spice Girl of all time considers the contents of her teacup with apparent displeasure. Photo via Bauer-Grifin. More »

A Day At The Beach With Coco And Ice-T

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 19:12:00 EDT

In New York right now, it is 53°, overcast and drizzly. But in Miami Beach, the high is 85°, and Coco Austin (along with husband Ice-T) is soaking up the rays with a sunny attitude! More »

Guests Are Fresh-Faced And Wind-Swept At Fashionable After-Party

Katy Kelleher — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:36:00 EDT

[Miami, July 19. Guests attend the Nicolita After Party during MBFW Miami Swim 2011 at The Raleigh. Image via Getty]

Heap Trick

Anna Holmes — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 10:10:00 EDT

[Miami Beach, June 2. Image via Getty]

Are You Being Served?

Anna Holmes — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 14:50:00 EDT

[Miami, April 26. Image via INF]

The Saints Go Marching In

Anna Holmes — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:50:00 EST

[Miami, February 7. Image via Getty]

There's No Place Like Home

Anna Holmes — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:10:00 EST

[Miami, February 1. Image via Getty]

Far Away, So Close

Anna Holmes — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:10:00 EST

[Miami, January 12. Image via AP]

Our Daily Bread

Anna Holmes — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:10:00 EST

[Miami, December 16. Image via Getty]

Up, And At 'Em

Anna Holmes — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:10:00 EDT

[Miami, October 19. Image via Getty]

Kind Of Blue

Anna Holmes — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:10:00 EDT

[Miami, October 12. Image via Getty]

Let The Sun Shine In

Anna Holmes — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:10:00 EDT

[Miami, October 11. Image via Getty]

The Miami Heat

Anna Holmes — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 09:10:00 EDT

[Miami, September 2. Image via Getty]

Wrongheaded Laws Mean Sex Offenders Live Under Bridges

Anna North — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:40:00 EDT

The red arrow at left shows the only place in Miami where sex offenders can legally live — under a bridge. Is isolation like this necessary because all sex offenders are so dangerous? Turns out, not so much. More »

Rosie Is Riveting

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:10:00 EDT

[Miami, March 19. Image via Splash.]

2nd-Grader Suspended For Anti-'N' Word T-Shirt • Lesbian Barred From Seeing Dying Partner

Maria — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:00:00 EDT

A second-grader in NY was suspended after she wore a shirt with the slogan: "N the 'N' Word" and "It's time!" because the principal felt the shirt was "overly inflammatory." • Apparently there is a disease out there called "uncombable hair syndrome" which is basically the human version of Barbie hair. • Loss of chub in cheeks makes people look older. Look for cheek injections in the December issue of Elle this year! • A lesbian woman has sued a Miami hospital after they refused to let her see her dying partner and a worker told her that she was in an "anti-gay city and state." • Liz Tuccillo, a writer from Sex and the City and co-author of He's Just Not That Into You is still single, thinks finding a boyfriend is miraculous, and refuses to date online. • Candace Parker of the LA Sparks is the second woman to dunk in a WNBA game, which is apparently a pretty big deal. (More Leftovers after the jump) More »

Miami police busted what they're calling...

Jessica G. — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:45:00 EDT

Miami police busted what they're calling a brothel bus where women were offering "everything from lap dances to sex," according the the Miami Herald. Sexy times were $125 a pop and for an additional $100. This is probably the best detail from the story: "Clyde Scott — a 41-year-old with the words 'trust no man' tattooed on his back — was the driver and money holder." How ironic! [Miami Herald] More »