Are you kidding me with this? This chipmunk has come out of its tiny little cave (or whatever he's got going on there) to say hello to you. This is pretty much the best day of your life! What are you going to do with it? What isn't possible after an encounter with a chipmunk? Go forth and conquer. (Or stay in and drink.) (Same difference, really.)

Update: This might be a golden-mantled ground squirrel. Too bad the Russians putting this video together didn't know that. Thank god a commenter's boyfriend did.