Hello Internet, you seem to be completely out of ideas and keep resorting to a dumb listicle format instructing your readers on what not to say to every minute segment of the population. Internet, these lists are silly. Internet, we do not need these.
Because if they self-identify as a "fashion girl," their problems don't matter.
Because your errant comment will not be the blow that crumbles their beliefs to the ground.
Because actual "fans" of the Kardashians deserve to be mocked.
Because if she's your friend, why are you saying supid shit to her in the first place?
Because they probably have more pressing issues to worry about, like crushing debt and unemployment.
Because this advice is of use to no one.
12 Things Never to Say to an Asian Woman/ 11 Things You Should Never Say to a Black Girl/ 14 Things Never To Say To A Latina
Because you might be racist if you need a list in order to not say obviously racist shit to someone.
Because why the hell are you discussing their chronic health condition in the first place?
Because they have a ton of awesome shoes so what's the fucking problem?
Because are you an asshole?
Because your bridesmaids already hate you.
Because comments like these are how we ween out the dumb dumbs.
BECAUSE WHO THE HELL CARES AND HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER ALL THE SHIT THEY'RE SUPPOSEDLY NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY?
Because human beings are different and your interactions with them cannot be guided by a list. I mean, I'm no professional listicle generator, but I hear that actively using your brain and practicing respect and self-awareness generally does the trick.
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