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				<ul><li><strong>Heidi Montag</strong> has filed for a legal separation from <strong>Spencer Pratt</strong>, citing "irreconcilable differences." Heidi is representing herself and accidentally went to the wrong courthouse this morning, but she <em>did</em> manage to tip-off the paparazzi without Spencer's help.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5558630/heidi-files-for-separation-from-spencer-lindsays-scram-anklet-detects-violation" title="Click here to read more about Heidi Files For Separation From Spencer; Warrant Issued For Lindsay's Arrest">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Jun 2010 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Madonna May Judge Idol; Hasselhoff Hospitalized; Tila Snorts Ambien]]></title>
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				<ul><li>It would be fairly epic if <strong>Madonna</strong> became a judge on <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #americanidol" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #americanidol" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/americanidol/">American Idol</a></em>. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5547112/madonna-may-judge-idol-hasselhoff-hospitalized-tila-snorts-ambien" title="Click here to read more about Madonna May Judge Idol; Hasselhoff Hospitalized; Tila Snorts Ambien">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 25 May 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sigourney: Jim Cameron Didn't Win Oscar Because He's A Dude]]></title>
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #timburton" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #timburton" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/timburton/">Tim Burton</a> seems like the perfect director to bring the nonsensical classic <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #aliceinwonderland" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #aliceinwonderland" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/aliceinwonderland/">Alice In Wonderland</a></em> to 3-D life, but critics say the most surprising thing about the film, opening today, is that it feels like yet another CGI fantasy movie.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5486801/alice-in-wonderland-refreshingly-feminist-lacks-heart" title="Click here to read more about Alice In Wonderland: &quot;Refreshingly Feminist,&quot; Lacks Heart">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Is <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #katieholmes" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #katieholmes" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/katieholmes/">Katie Holmes</a></strong> being "prepared" for a second baby? </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5482607/a-second-child-for-katie-maybe-gwyneth-to-play-dietrich" title="Click here to read more about A Second Child For Katie (Maybe); Gwyneth To Play Dietrich">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Ha! The headline on this story about Her Madgesty getting Hay-Sooz a record deal is: "<strong>Madonna</strong> Plays God For <strong>Jesus</strong>."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5479998/madonna-helps-jesus-get-record-deal-yoanna-house-talks-about-new-look" title="Click here to read more about Madonna Helps Jesus Get Record Deal; Yoanna House Talks About New Look">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>The new single from a singer named <strong>Lola</strong> is actually a track by <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JENNIFER LOPEZ" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JENNIFER LOPEZ" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jennifer-lopez/">Jennifer Lopez</a></strong>. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5377082/jennifer-lopezs-alter-ego-ellen-pages-new-tv-show" title="Click here to read more about Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HEIDI KLUM" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HEIDI KLUM" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/heidi-klum/">Heidi Klum</a></strong> is changing her name to <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HEIDI SAMUEL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HEIDI SAMUEL" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/heidi-samuel/">Heidi Samuel</a>! Did you know that her husband's real name is <strong>Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adelo Samuel</strong>? Short and sweet. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/05/heidi-klums-identity-crisis-seal-samuel-name-change/">TMZ</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5375243/heidi-klums-name-change-lettermans-apology" title="Click here to read more about Heidi Klum's Name Change; Letterman's Apology">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Oct 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is &quot;Done&quot;]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Lady Gaga</strong> on those nasty hermaphrodite rumors:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5352608/lady-gagas-ladyflower-speaks-chris-browns-career-is-done" title="Click here to read more about Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is &quot;Done&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lindsay & Sam: Another Night, Another Fight]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Video: <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAMANTHA RONSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAMANTHA RONSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/samantha-ronson/">Samantha Ronson</a></strong> peels out of a Vegas club parking lot. A minute later, <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsay-lohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a></strong> emerges, saying, "Did she leave? She fucking left? Where's my car? I want my fucking keys now." [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=cb9ee192-85a2-4b66-9de0-da3e9bf3233a">TMZ</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5167953/lindsay--sam-another-night-another-fight" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay & Sam: Another Night, Another Fight">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Mar 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 May 2008 10:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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