In the late ’90s, a power couple emerged from the streets of Boston to take the world by storm. Passionate, creative and attractive, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck had a love for their art that was matched (and surpassed) only by their love for each other. And as so happens when you spend enough time in close proximity to a loved one, they ended up peeping each other’s dongs on multiple occasions.
Recently asked by paparazzo about whether or not he had seen Ben Affleck’s penis in Gone Girl, Matt Damon — perhaps looking a little wistful and nostalgic — replied, “Oh, I’ve seen it many times before that” before moving on (reluctantly???) to a new question, the ghost of a memory (the memory of Ben Affleck’s penis) passing behind his eyes.
Because he did not get into details, here are a couple scenarios in which Matt probably saw Ben’s penis:
- In the bath.
- When they were stressed while writing Good Will Hunting and Ben Affleck would sneak it through his open fly and wait to see how long it took Matt Damon to notice. Matt loved that joke, so it would always relieve the tension.
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