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Today in Tweet Beat, Katy Perry is psyched about marrying Russell Brand, Lily Allen is having anxiety at the supermarket, and Teresa Giudice shares the family Halloween costumes, past and present. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Coco isn't wearing a thong on "Thong Thursday," Arsenio Hall remembers when he met Tony Curtis, and La Toya Jackson thinks of Chris Tucker as a brother. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, celebs are forced to deal with a Facebook blackout, Dave Navarro goes to the dentist, and Teresa Giudice demonstrates her fiscal responsibility. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, 50 Cent displays his parenting tactics, Kim Kardashian displays hi/lo culture snap shot, and Solange shares a childhood memory. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Heidi Montag, Kendra Wilkinson and Adrianne Curry thank the late Dr. Ryan for changing their, um, lives. Also, Chris Brown posts a picture of himself doing community service—topless. More »
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The allegedly mediocre Middle Men is about Internet porn. And the Los Angeles premiere was certainly...porn-tastic. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Coco shows her ass, Tyra gets terrifying, and Spencer Pratt is working on a video about his crystals. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, someone "official" told Lisa Rinna that other women are threatened by her, happy times are here again for Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz, and Mary Carey is a Toddlers & Tiaras fan. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna doesn't want to read negative Twitter replies, Courtney Love is weening herself off of Abilify, and Karl Lagerfeld doesn't care about stuff. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio tells us (in Italian) that "the broom and dustpan are in the closet." We think he's either calling us witches or imploring us to clean something. Plus, the Kardashians have written a book. More »
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This particular WTF comes in the form of a video game launch: 'Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Conviction' launch at L.A.'s Les Deux. The weirdness is compounded by a rogue's gallery of guests — and did we mention Bai Ling? More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Kim Zolciak blankets herself in fake hair, Kelly Bensimon doesn't seem to be taking her own advice, and, on a sadder note, Kathy Griffins dog has died. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, our world is rocked by the knowledge that Kim Kardashian's ass is enhanced, Rob Thomas has a sense of humor about himself and Lou Diamond Phillips is in drag. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, former child stars, as well as Corey Haim's ex-girlfriends and other celebs express their grief. Additionally, Elizabeth Taylor is "boiling to the point of eruption" over negative reviews of Kathy Ireland's Oscars red carpet interviews. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Lily Allen and Courtney Love address their skirmish at the NME awards, Holly Madison gets her Playboy bunny tattoo removed, and Audrina Patridge is taking acting classes. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Osbourne is pissed off at Heat for twisting her words from her recent Us cover, Ice-T's wife's butt looks remarkably similar to breasts, and Heidi Montag just wants some world peace. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Perez attempts to post a revealing picture of Jersey Shore's Snooki but fails, Mary Carey is worried about Celebrity Rehab cast member Jeff Conaway, and Audrina Patridge is Tweeting and driving. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Randy Jackson says it was too soon after MJ's death to film a reality show, Michael Lohan is still talking shit on his ex, and Suze Orman gives car-purchasing advice. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Elle's Creative Director Joe Zee is offered a rice cooker, Real Housewives' Alex McCord has published a book with husband Simon Van Kempen, and Lindsay Lohan doesn't want 2010 to begin with rumors. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Suze Orman is psyched for the Monster Ball tour, Lindsay Lohan loves gangsta rap, and Kelsey Grammer is trying to figure out this thing called Twitter. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, there's no airbrushing for Demi Moore or the giraffe, Ice-T flosses about all of his Xboxes, and Kim Zolciak is making a wig for Chris Crocker. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio hates on Lady GaGa, Kate Major says she knows Jon Gosselin is a good person, and Lisa Rinna posts a picture sans makeup. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay thinks she's sold a show she's written, Ryan Seacrest is psyched about being taller than Kim Kardashian (when she's not wearing heels), and Simon Pegg meets Mariah Carey. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston is concerned about his how much exposure his Tweets get, Lindsay Lohan is still pissed at her dad, and Ice-T's wife Coco has the most awesome cell phone. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston is still on the fence about posing full-frontal, Kirstie Alley has a stalker, and Kelly Osbourne got a new puppy. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry needs to stop tweeting and driving, Bud Bundy has been getting work, and Rivers Cuomo enjoys knitting. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart does some marketing research, Lisa Rinna is afraid of camel toe, Robin Antin is afraid of buns, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist invites you to an open bar. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Hugh Hefner is meeting with Brian Grazer and Diablo Cody about the Playboy movie that's in the works, Frances Bean and LeVar Burton are Twitter buddies, and Kim Zolciak explains her relationship status with Big Poppa. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, celebs turn to Twitter and Dirty Dancing DVDs to grieve Patrick Swayze. Plus, Frances Bean is counting down the months till she turns 18, Shanna Moakler picks on Holly Madison, and Fred Durst attempts wisdom. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Frances Bean is interested in Paula's peach cobbler, Jessica Simpson needs help pooping outdoors, Tyra wants details about your panties, and the Full House guys are still close. More »
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• A source claims that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore want Susan Boyle to sing at their wedding anniversary party. Demi reportedly would also like Susan to "flash her knee" at Ashton. [Daily Express]

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• Miley Cyrus was photographed wearing a bikini in the Bahamas; the 16-year-old Tweeted a joke about her "jiggling thighs," but then went off on critics who called her fat:

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• Cameron Diaz and Gerard Butler: Three dates in ten days. Touchy-feely everywhere. It's like, so on. Yeah, this is the kind of news that makes us ache inside. You, too? [Mirror]

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Celebrity Rehab is a really raw show that actually goes there. During the group therapy session, Jeff Conway disclosed one of the demons haunting him — as a young boy, he'd been sexually abused and it was filmed, making him the subject in a piece of child pornography. After that confessional, the gang had a BBQ pool party. Mary Carey jumped into the pool in a wife beater with no bra, which Daniel Baldwin said made him and his wife so uncomfortable that he needed to leave the rehab facility. Daniel, however, had been coming up with a slew of excuses to leave the facility on day trips for a while, so blaming his final exit on a woman swimming in a tank top seemed not only low, but a lie. Suspicions were confirmed after he left, when Mary admitted that Daniel had been sending her (what we assume are naked) pictures of himself after lights out, and asking her to do the same. What an asshole pig! More »
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Celebrity rehab is a kind of grave topic for a reality show, but leave it to porn star/former-gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey to provide the comic relief. On the first episode, her bags were searched and she had adult movies, vibrators, dildos, and a mold of her vagina confiscated (she brought that last one as a gift for someone), and, aside from the disappointment that masturbation would now be more difficult, she laughed the whole thing off. On last night's episode, Mary was goofing around with Jessica Sierra — the two were inexplicably wearing crazy-lady makeup — when she decided to fart. Loudly. This woman is clearly comfortable doing anything and everything in front of the camera. Clip above. More »
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Adult film actress, former California gubernatorial candidate and star of the upcoming VH1 show Celebrity Rehab, Mary Carey is auctioning off her recently removed breast implants on eBay. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of the autographed implants will go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. Mary used to be a 36D but recently upgraded to a 36DDD. "I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer," she said. They're sure to make a great stocking — or, uh, bra — stuffer. [eBay via AVN] More »
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