Jezebel: Martha

Martha Turned Down SNL Because She Was On Probation

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 16:55:00 EDT

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On her show today, Martha Stewart made pizza with Seth Meyers while complaining that she's never been invited on Saturday Night Live. Well, she was asked, but "for some reason they didn't let me go on. It was during probation." More »

Martha: Internet Is Making Us Deaf, Dumb, & Blind

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 18:20:00 EDT

Today the founder of NetLingo.com attempted to decipher online acronyms for Martha Stewart. After ranting about how the term "lol" is hampering our progress as a species, Martha declared, "Rappers started it all. I blame all the rappers." More »

Martha & Maddow Prove Foreign Policy And Baking Do Mix

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:20:00 EST

Today on her show, Martha Stewart proclaimed, "It's hard to talk Afghanistan while you're making a croque-em-bouche," then proceeded to discuss increasing troop levels with Rachel Maddow while handling scalding caramel. Clip at left. More »

England To Martha Stewart: Denied! • Woman Beats Sex Offender Neighbor With Bat

Maria — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:40:00 EDT

WTF, England: The British government has banned Martha Stewart from entering the UK because of her criminal convictions in 2004. Wait, didn't Paris visit England a few months ago? • Some genius just found out that word-of-mouth influences shopping decisions and now the workplace is being called a "lucrative marketing channel for advertisers." Ugh. • A Mass. high school has banned the nickname, "Redmen," from their sports teams, while residents claim they will continue to fight to keep the name. Goody! I wonder if these "residents" will enjoy my new sport's team nickname, "'Nillamotherfuckers." I think it sounds "very noble and dignified." • GOP women are defecting from McCain! Ok, two women. But one of them is rich! • Meanwhile, the other side of the political spectrum (sort of) thinks reproductive rights aren't playing a big role for women this election year. • Overheard at the beach: "I'll tell you what I would do if a guy gave me a promise statue! I'd lube that shit up and stick it in my vag!" • A woman beat a man with a baseball bat after learning he was a level 3 sex offender from a police flyer. She snapped after remembering him talking to her young daughter, she said she "would do it again" if given the chance. • Oh look! It is a swimming hedgehog! And he's named Shming! Excuse me for a moment, I have to go see if you can nom a hedgehog. (Warning: The voices on the video may cause your head to explode). More »