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				Today's <em>New York Observer </em><a href="http://www.nyobserver.com/2007/if-levine-you-wrong-i-don-t-wanna-be-right-did-maroon-5-frontman-shag-sharapova-or-he-snagged-t">introduces us</a> to our new crush, Mark Ames, the editor of Moscow-based magazine <em>eXile</em>, who wrote the story that was circulating around the Internet last week in which Adam Levine of Maroon Five (<a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/polls/adam-levine-sounds-like-hes-really-great-in-the-sack-262682.php">"our generation's Police"</a>) was quoted as saying that tennis star Maria Sharparova was like a "dead frog" in bed. When the <em>Observer</em> reporter confronts Ames with a denial from Levine's publicist, Ames reacts awesomely, telling him that he wrote the piece "in five minutes from a hotel room in California", and: <blockquote>Americans are the most gullible fucking morons on Planet Earth.</blockquote>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/292129/meet-mark-ames-hater-of-adam-levine-and-sufferer-of-johnny-depp-complex" title="Click here to read more about Meet Mark Ames: Hater of Adam Levine And Sufferer Of "Johnny Depp Complex"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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