<![CDATA[Jezebel: Maroon 5]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Maroon 5]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/maroon 5 http://jezebel.com/tag/maroon 5 <![CDATA[Night Of Too Many Stars? Or Night Of Too Many Bloated Dudes?]]> Aw, comedians who care! Or so was the premise of last night's "Night of Too Many Stars," the Comedy Central-backed benefit show which brought the big names in funny together to help children with autism. Only some of these pros brought the hotness however. (See Tina Fey at left.) But the men — Kelsey Grammer, Matthew Broderick, and even Robert Kennedy, Jr — all looked bloated in both face and ego. Thank goodness Jonah Hill was there to make up for it! The full Good, Bad and Ugly of "Night of Too Many Stars", after the jump. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=379330&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Adam Levine Sounds Like He's Really Great In The Sack]]> While we can accept that Maroon 5 is the Police of our generation — and fine, Dave Eggers is Mark Twain and whatever else — a gentle reader alerted us today to some brand fucking new Maroon 5 lyrics that would never have been written by Sting:
I wanna give you something better Than anything you've ever had A stronger and a faster lover The world, it disappears so fast Sweet kiwi Your juices dripping down my chin
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