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Hells Angels Sue Alexander McQueen For Liking Skulls

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 11:30:00 EDT

The Hells Angels is suing Alexander McQueen and Saks Fifth Avenue for selling clothing and accessories featuring skulls. Apparently the Hells Angels believe they own skulls? We guess we wouldn't want to be the ones to tell them otherwise. [NYPost]

Elle MacPherson Proudly, Stupidly Eats Rhino Horn

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 11:32:00 EDT

Elle MacPherson eats powdered rhino horn as a dietary supplement, because, "It works for me." Except: rhinos are endangered, and the only way to get rhino horn is to cut one off a rhino and leave it to die. [TOL]

Lost Finale Makes Men — Marilyn Manson? — Cry

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 24 May 2010 11:00:00 EDT

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Last night's special Lost-centric Jimmy Kimmel Live featured cast interviews, "alternate" endings, and audience reactions to the series finale, including a few emotional men. More »

For The Last Time: What Size Was Marilyn Monroe?

Sadie Stein — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Let's put this debate to bed, kids. More »

Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:30:00 EDT

Adam Lambert put an end to the speculation about his sexuality by going out to a nightclub last night with his boyfriend Drake LaBry. The two held hands and occasionally kissed.

Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line

Megan Carpentier — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:40:00 EST

Hillary Clinton has not agreed to be Obama's Secretary of State even if she is officially offered it. [Politico]
She has, however, been asked to head Ted Kennedy's health reform task force next year. [The Hill]
Mr. Jowls will remain the Chairman of the Committee on Homeland Security. Jane Hamsher and others say, in so many words, fuck that guy. [Politico, Firedoglake, Politico]
Chuck Norris might be able to defeat ninjas, cowboys and anyone who talks back, but what he's really, really scared of is boys who like to kiss other boys (we assume that, like most raging homophobes, he furiously masturbates to girl-on-girl porn). Chuck Norris, I have watched gay bear porn and survived with nary a scratch. I double dog dare you. [Queerty]

Amy Winehouse Gives Back Gowns With Sick Surprise

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:00:00 EDT

What kind of fuckery is this? Amy Winehouse borrowed some designer dresses. When she returned them, they were splattered with vomit. [Mirror]
Some of the puke-stained dresses had developed furry mold on them. [Hey, I'm eating breakfast, lady! - Ed.] [CelebNewsWire]
Meanwhile, Amy is trying to launch the singing career of her goddaughter, Dionne. [Mirror]
Except at Dionne's gig, Amy was a total fucking mess. [Daily Mail]
More "turmoil" for Brad and Angelina as Billy Bob Thornton says of Angie, "We're still close." Eh. [Daily Mail]