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				The <em>New York Times Magazine</em> profiled Jordan, the nom-de-nudiemag of Katie Price, the mega-breasted British "glamour model" who is a <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/14/magazine/14price-t.html">tabloid staple in the UK</a> but largely unknown in the U.S. (well, largely unknown but for the  <a href="http://dlisted.com/taxonomy/term/9">slavish devotion</a> of Dlisted's Michael K., who chronicles her every move). She started out as a Page 3 model in the <em>Sun</em>, <em>Times</eM> writer Ed Zuckerman notes, "one of the topless girls next door featured daily," in the popular UK tabloid. It took her several months of rejection to snag the Page 3 spread, Jordan says. "I remember they had a competition in <em>The Sun</em> - ‘Rear of the Year' - where they wanted people to send in pictures of their bums. I did that, got a letter back, ‘Sorry, you're not what we're looking for this time.'" She was just an unremarkable girl, one of 365 a year (366 every four!) showing her tatas in the <em>Sun</eM>, until she changed her fate by doing one simple thing:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5049969/busty-british-glamour-model-jordan-is-ultimately-a-very-sad-vulnerable-character" title="Click here to read more about Busty British &quot;Glamour Model&quot; Jordan Is Ultimately A &quot;Very Sad, Vulnerable Character&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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