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			<title><![CDATA[What Turned Feminist Author Ben Straight Into A Raging Misogynist? His Book Holds A Clue...]]></title>
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				We're getting a better picture of Benjamin Straight, author of yesterday's controversial <a href="http://jezebel.com/356041/i-am-a-law-school-girl-snatch-gunch-clam-whisker-biscuit-++-pick-your-subject-synonym">Portrait of the Female Law Student</a> as a pathetic, fake baguette-toting Carrie Bradshaw idolizing exercise anorexic full of misplaced righteousness and drowning in a whirlpool of media-condoned denial. (Wait, I am making it sound somewhat <em>good.</em> It is not, but it is kind of interesting.) Here is what is more interesting: Benjamin Straight was once a budding feminist. Not four years ago, he authored book on the Feminine Condition called <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Two-Finger-Diet-Hating-Themselves/dp/0595350178/ref=si3_rdr_bb_product">The Two Finger Diet: How The Media Has Duped Women Into Hating Themselves</a>.</em> Written in 2003, <em>The Two Finger Diet</em> is a very self-serious, undergrad-y take on...uh...the nexus of feminism and capitalism, plastic surgery & eating disorders, basically all our beats. A typical excerpt:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/356601/what-turned-feminist-author-ben-straight-into-a-raging-misogynist-his-book-holds-a-clue" title="Click here to read more about What Turned Feminist Author Ben Straight Into A Raging Misogynist? His Book Holds A Clue...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:00:34 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA["I Am A Law School Girl (Snatch, Gunch, Clam, Whisker Biscuit &mdash; Pick Your Subject Synonym)..."]]></title>
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				"This accounts for some 80% of the gunch at law school," claims a University of Florida law student who goes by the name of Benjamin Straight, before cutting and pasting a charming essay he's composed about a sort of tragic character that, depending upon your point of view, describes either the average "law school girl" or the inner monologue of the average late-onset misogynist, in all its sheeeeeer unbridled lunacy. Straight &mdash; I can't find him in the campus directory but, according to a Jezebel tipster, he's a second-year with a wife and kids, because there if there's anything we can learn from lawyers there's no justice in this world &mdash; has a fledgling blog over at the URL <a href="http://BigDaddyThunder.com">BigDaddyThunder</a> and, it would seem, something resembling contempt for his fellow human beings, because he has <em>also</em> dedicated an essay to a short, balding, unshaven hair product-abusing Miami character he calls "Law School Guy." 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/356041/i-am-a-law-school-girl-snatch-gunch-clam-whisker-biscuit-++-pick-your-subject-synonym" title="Click here to read more about "I Am A Law School Girl (Snatch, Gunch, Clam, Whisker Biscuit &mdash; Pick Your Subject Synonym)..."">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Being A Bitch Will Save The World]]></title>
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				A woman named Julie Burchill writes in the <em>Guardian</em> today about how being a bitch is a lost art. <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,2235197,00.html">READ EVERY WORD</a>. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/340666/being-a-bitch-will-save-the-world" title="Click here to read more about Being A Bitch Will Save The World">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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