Best Comment of the Day, in response to Lisa Simpson's Love/Hate Relationship With A Girl Named Stacy: "Oh, you're right, Malibu Stacy. Fuck grad school. I'ma focus on getting back to my birth weight." We say: 6 pounds, 9 ounces of pure SEXY! • Worst, in response to Tom Cruise's Grip On Katie: Courtly? Or Controlling?: "TOM U R SO TINY AND CUTE. 2 BAD U HAVE SUCH A BIG A..H..., DONT FALL INTO YOURSELF. DID YOUR MOMMY WASH U TOO MUCH IS THAT WHY YOU SHRUNK?" We say: someone's been hanging out with Mrs. Dranklesworth today.

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