Malaysia's Obedient Wives Club aims to solve all the problems of the world by getting wives to sex their husbands more frequently. But their efforts were stymied recently when Malaysian authorities banned their book, a compendium of offensiveness titled, Islamic Sex: Fighting Jews to Return Islamic Sex to the World. The Club teaches that most wives fulfill just 10% of their husbands sexual needs (it's unclear how they arrived at this figure), and that wives should act like "first-class whores" in the bedroom to keep their husbands satisfied. In the wake of the ban, they say a planned followup book may be released as "an internal newsletter, or an internal bulletin" instead.