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Senator Craigslist tapped his foot in Minnesota, and cheap Vera Wang suddenly materialized there!
Miss Teen South Carolina cuntificated her way into our bitter black hearts.
Again and again, on Facebook.
Which made us wonder, do indefensibly dumb sorority types cause terrorism?
Or is it their fake handbags?
Either way, Liz Goldhirsh's wedding dress will be there to comfort the victims.
And retailers across America will keep the eight-year-olds in thongs and hotpants.
Dodai and Moe compared handbag collections.
And all y'all compared rape stories!
Owen Wilson fell victim to the human condition, or a heroin addiction, or the Elle Curse.
While Amy Winehouse struggled with global warming.
And Jane fell victim to having fallen victim to industry conditions repurposed for reality TV.
Glamour prego blogger Christine Coppa brought a child into this crazy world...
Which the writer of the most delusional Crap Email Ever Written is going to save if Jess's husband doesn't beat the shit out of him first.

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