Madonna Defends Pic of 13-Year-Old Son Posing With Booze: 'Calm Down'

Ultimate Cool Mom Madonna posted an Instagram photo of her 13-year-old son Rocco & friends clutching bottles of vodka with the caption, "The party has just begun! Bring it! 2014." As is their wont, the "fans" commenting on social media have gone absolutely batshit in response. What a very effective thing to do — because, if there's one thing we all know about Madonna, it's that she hates controversy and deeply cares about the opinions of others.

Madonna later posted another picture with the caption,"No one was drinking we were just having fun! Calm down and get a sense of humor! Don't start the year off with judgement!" UGH MADONNA WE THOUGHT YOU WERE LETTING THE KID WITH BRACES TAKE BOTTLE SHOTS. WE GOT ALL RILED UP FOR NOTHING. In closing, everyone should resolve to get a life. [Gossip Cop]


Madonna Defends Pic of 13-Year-Old Son Posing With Booze: 'Calm Down'

Your favorite young couple, the Joffrey and Sansa of Pop Music, the winking Prince of the Isle of Little Shits and his lovely consort, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are maybe back together or something. After their steamy (?) Segway ride last week, the Biebs posted an Instagram of the two cuddling with the caption "Love the way you look at me." My coworker Kate says that it's an old photo, but Justin Bieber was born approx. six months ago, so how old can it even be??? [Cosmo]


Madonna Defends Pic of 13-Year-Old Son Posing With Booze: 'Calm Down'

Do you remember how we were all so excited to read Lindsay Lohan's tell-all book and learn fun anecdotes about the Mean Girls set and/or tales about taking controlled substances from atop Deadmau5's helmet? It's not a real thing. And, to add insult to injury, there is a Lohan tell-all coming, but it's written by Dina. According to my calculations, Dina Lohan's book is the worst book ever written. [Radar]


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