Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

One of the biggest parties in Hollywood is about to begin. Are you ready?

From 6pm til 7pm we're going to watch red carpet coverage on E!; at 7pm we'll swap to NBC and at 8pm the big show begins.

6:01 First Ryan Seacrest interview: Zooey Deschanel. She's got a flower in her hair and daisies on her nails.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

6:05 pm Hayden Panettiere and Kelly Osbourne are both doing slick hair tonight. Kelly has already had some dress drama.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

6:11 Apparently there is a Vine booth on the red carpet. A booth that just makes Vines. We're living in the future, people.

UM…

Giuliana has some MASSIVE diamond earrings.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

From a story about the sewage spill:

We can confirm that there was a malfunction with a sprinkler near the red carpet. The situation was quickly resolved. Despite the incident the red carpet will open at its regularly scheduled time. As some of the biggest names in entertainment are scheduled to attend the Golden Globe Awards tonight, we wanted to give the carpet one last wash before it opened.

As Ryan Seacrest points out, wet carpet + couture gowns = HOT MESS. (I'm paraphrasing.)

6:21 Sarah Hyland is doing milkmaid braids. She says she and Taylor Swift will be hitting the after parties. You're not invited.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

6:27 Yes. Lupita. Thank you.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

6:32 Lena Dunham says she's been "starving for days" but that she just ate a patty of hamburger meat. She also says she can't make an S with her body the way she's supposed to.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

6:33 If your TV just exploded it's because Lupita Nyong'o is a burning hot firecracker. Stay calm.

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6:39 Elizabeth Moss just flipped off the mani-cam.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

6:44 Amy and Tina! Apparently the first six minutes of the show are going to be something special. Tina claims that she can't walk in her dress so she's going to roll down the stairs like Leo DiCaprio in Wolf of Wall Street. Amy says that's because they're both on Quaaludes.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

6:50 Leo has arrived!

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

6:56 I am really into Amy Adams' hair.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

ALERT ALERT ALERT Pregnant Kerry Washington

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

7:10 Bradley Cooper is very tan. He looks rested and gorgeous. Where have you been hanging out, Bradley Cooper? In the Caribbean? Why didn't you take me with you?

7:12 Meanwhile. over on NBC, Zoey Deschanel told Carson Daly she had a cookie for breakfast.

7:17 Guys. Jared Leto's hair. The flowing man bun.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

7:25 Olivia Wilde — who is pregnant — on getting dressed: "I've never had boobs before."

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

7:27 Drew Barrymore just mouthed the words "I love your hair by the way."

7:28 Julia Roberts is wearing black and white… She's chosen that palette before.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

7:29 Taylor Swift's Carolina Herrera dress: Not feeling whelmed by it.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

7:31 Jennifer Lawrence to Taylor Swift: "I was going to push you down the stairs…"

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

Here's a gif of JLaw creeping up on TSwift. Delightful.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

Zoe Saldana's ring:

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

In case you missed it: Jennifer Lawrence's bracelet fell off!

Golden Globe Awards: Live Coverage

Sofia Vergara: "My dress is so big it's like a tent… I am smuggling Colombians underneath."

Golden Globe Awards: Live Coverage

Ok the show is starting!

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

8:03 Meryl Streep makes the best faces. The best.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

Julia Louis-Dreyfuss makes a fantastic haughty bitch.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

8:11 Our first winner! Jennifer Lawrence now has an award for saying "don't put metal in the science oven."

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

So… Lupita didn't win. Not surprised, really, but it's pretty shameful.

8:26 Elisabeth Moss wins for Top Of The Lake, Jessica Lange plots her demise.

8:36 Jonah Hill and Margot Robbie got the wrong teleprompter lines and were very cute about it.

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But then Paula Patton was attacked by a giant sea slug. And no one saved her.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

Aaron Paul gives Breaking Bad fans just what they need:

Golden Globe Awards: Live Coverage

ANOTHER man bun? Man updo? Told you: The future of manliness is feminine. (It's Alex Ebert, winning for Best Original Score for All Is Lost.)

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

9:04 Feels like a long time since we've seen Tina and Amy. Are they drinking? Changing outfits? Taking selfies?

9:07 RDJ is looking fanfuckingtastic.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

9:15 OH MY GOD TINA FEY'S ADULT SON RANDY!

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

AMY IS AMAZING.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

Oops of the night: Robin Wright's boob tape.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

9:23 Jared Leto wins for his amazing performance in Dallas Buyers Club.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

I saw the movie yesterday and I'm still thinking about all the visible ribs and jutting elbows and hip bones.

Emma Thompson FTW.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

Breaking news from Orange Is The New Black's Natasha Lyonne: There are free cigarettes in the smoking section.

9:42 Something deeply terrible has happened, and it involves Orlando Bloom's hair. A moment of silence, please.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

9:43 Amy and Tina have reappeared, with Golden Goblets.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

OH LOOK HERE ARE YOUR BOYFRIENDS

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

9:56 AMY!

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

10:09 This woman looks astounding. Gorgeous. Spectacular.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

Mia Farrow does not give one shit about Woody Allen receiving an award.

10:28 That was cool how Jack Dawson dedicated his award to an old flame.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

10:43 How are you guys holding up? I am full of pizza and disappointment.

10:45 Tina Fey just called Leo out for being a modelfucker. This show rules.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

Cate Blanchett just took it old school and mentioned Judy Garland and barbiturates. Hollywood!

10:56 Johnny "Dorian Gray" Depp.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

10:57 12 Years A Slave wins for Best Motion Picture, Drama. And yet no wins for Lupita or Chiwetel. Hmm. Interesting.

Golden Globe Awards: Live CoverageS

Anyway, there you have it. Remember: There are no losers, except for poor Paula Patton, who was devoured by a sea slug. Good night! Thanks for watching with us!