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Taylor Momsen Offends Entire Country

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST

Taylor Momsen and her band were playing a show in Scotland when she said something the crowd found rather offensive.

Stephen Fry Comes To Twitter's Defense

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 19:40:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Stephen Fry says that Twitter isn't making people dumber, 50 Cent proves that he's dumb with or without Twitter, and Erika Christensen has a run-in with Stephen Baldwin. More »

Chris Brown Is Untouchable; Rob Thomas Isn't Talking Shit About Kristen Stewart

Sadie Stein — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 19:40:00 EDT

In today's Tweet Beat, Chris Brown is shouting at the world, Gaga has a hangover, and Vincent Gallo really, really wants some maple syrup. More »

Meghan McCain & Courtney Love Bond On Twitter

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:45:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Meghan McCain and Courtney Love discover their fondness for one another on Twitter, Conan O'Brien is rich, and Kelly Bensimon is educated. More »

Kim's Movie Rumor; Chris Brown Barred From UK

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 09:00:00 EDT

So. The rumor that Kim Kardashian will be Lara Croft in a new 3D, teen-friendly movie version of Tomb Raider? More »

Courtney Love Apologizes For Mother's Day Twitter Rant

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 11 May 2010 19:40:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love is sorry for giving Frances Bean relationship advice on Twitter, Heidi Fleiss is still with her birds, and William Shatner's friends are fucking old. More »

More Lohan Family Drama On Twitter

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 05 May 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Dina Lohan finally gets a (real) Twitter account, Dita Von Teese has an amazing(ly scary?) bedspread, and Soulja Boy loves the tattoo a fan got—and is sure to regret one day—in his honor. More »

Magnum Condoms Have A Big, Um, Market Share

Irin Carmon — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:20:42 EDT

Can you write a song for an oversized condom without making it all about big dicks? Perhaps unsure how to accomplish this on their own, Magnum condoms is crowdsourcing the challenge. More »

Celebrities Celebrate 4/20 On Twitter

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Questlove, Bob Saget, and Taraji P. Henson celebrate 4/20; you can spend the holiday with Snoop; and Sherri Shepherd is blazing up something completely different. More »

Twitter Feud: Ice-T Vs. Aimee Mann

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Aimee Mann disses Ice-T's acting and he tells her to eat a "bowl of dicks." Also, Adrianne Curry talks more shit on Tyra, and today is Hugh Hefner's 84th birthday. More »

Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy Throw In The Towel Via Twitter

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are "grateful" but not dating, Diablo Cody is pregs, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist claims that MJ didn't like to shoot up. More »

Ann Curry Is Totally Freaking Out Questlove

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Ann Curry's face is terrorizing NBC studios via the internal monitor feed, Adrianne Curry (no relation?) still hates Tyra, and Courtney Love does not have a boyfriend, you guys. More »

Lindsay Accuses E-Trade Of Parody; Simon's Fiancée Fled The Taliban

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:00:00 EST

Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for creating a commercial in which a boyfriend-stealing, "milk-aholic" baby is named Lindsay. Here's the thing about LL's lawsuit:

Nicki Minaj And The Issue Of Female MCs

LatoyaPeterson — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:20:00 EST

Rapper Nicki Minaj catapulted to popularity in a matter of months, going from virtual unknown to appearing on tracks alongside Mariah Carey and Ludacris. Sadly, the shelf life for women in the hip-hop limelight is less than two years. More »

Snooki Gives A Jersey Shore Season 2 Update

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:20:00 EST

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Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki mentions that the second season of Jersey Shore might be filmed somewhere "tropical," Kim Zolciak finds Debbie Gibson inspirational, and Meghan McCain thinks Glenn Beck is predictable. More »

Tila Tequila Is Still A Lesbian, Still Oversharing

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Tila Tequila says she is a lesbian, but might be in love with her baby daddy, Talib Kweli reads Catcher in the Rye, and Amy Winehouse watches Glee. More »

Cat Beats Down Dog While Riding A Roomba

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 18:40:00 EST

In the clip at left, a cat chases her canine companion around on a Roomba and tries to scratch him as their owner sings "Move Bitch" by Ludacris. It's just more proof that rap promotes violence. [Buzzfeed] More »

Depp Wants To Jump Pirates Ship; Danes & Dancy Wed

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:30:00 EDT

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Supposedly, Johnny Depp doesn't want to make another Pirates of the Caribbean because he knows the last two "sucked." Disney will offer him a huge paycheck and if he refuses, he'll be replaced by a younger Zac Efron-type.

Emma's Orientation Documented By Paps; Details On Alleged Tila Tequila Assault

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Emma Watson has arrived at Brown University… And so have the paparazzi:

What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:00:00 EDT

For Tweet Beat, we'll follow celebs' Twitter accounts so you don't have to. Today, Samantha Ronson doesn't think women are good drivers, Larry King admits he doesn't type, Tyra is talking about weaves (natch), and more! More »

Madonna To Marry Jesus?

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 11 May 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says:

Ludacris Spreads Some Christmas Ludachristmas Cheer

Hortense Smith — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 14:30:00 EST

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New York City, December 18. Image via WENN.

Jon Stewart Says Hide Your Poultry: Palin's Back In Town

Jessica G. — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:30:00 EST

"She's aliiiiiive!" Jon Stewart yelps at footage of Sarah Palin in the lower 48. As previously noted, Palin was in Georgia earlier this week, helping to get Republican Senator Saxby Chambliss reelected in a runoff. Jon refers to Sarah as the "GOP's BFD" and adds that Palin apparently "loves everything in Alaska but being there." Unfortunately, Democrat Jim Martin's biggest celebrity supporter was Ludacris, and somehow the man who wrote the lyrics, "Can't turn a ho into a housewife/ Hos don't act right," was not as effective as a couple of well-placed "You betchas": Chambliss won reelection by a wide margin. Clip above. More »

SNL: The Blizz Takes On T-Pain

Hortense Smith — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 11:00:00 EST

Let's face it: last night's Saturday Night Live was pretty bad. Continuing the dark and creepy direction they took off in last week, the SNL crew took us through a weird skit sequence that involved a mentally ill woman putting super-glue on her teeth, fur-covered turkeys running for their lives, and the worst character the show has tried to push on us in a long time, Jeff Montgomery, sex offender/mental patient, showing up to ruin a family's thanksgiving and creep out the audience. Host Tim McGraw read the cue cards and tried to make the best out of some pretty weak material, but the real highlight came from musical guests Ludacris and T-Pain, who showed up to participate in one of the only funny skits of the night, wherein Andy Samberg's "Blizzard Man" shows up to perform his terrible raps and replace T-Pain on a song, much to T-Pain's dismay. Clip after the jump. More »

Reminders

Hortense Smith — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 17:00:00 EST

Don't forget to check back for tonight's SNL live thread! Tonight's episode is hosted by Tim McGraw and features musical guests Ludacris and T-Pain, which is a bit strange, considering that McGraw is perhaps best known for his music. Will Tim, Luda, and T-Pain hit the stage together? Will we finally get to see the new ladies of Saturday Night Live in action? Will one of the actors who reportedly auditioned to replace Fred Armisen as SNL's Obama take the stage tonight? We'll have to watch together and find out. See you then! More »

Ludacris Wins "Most Intelligent Political Commentary" Of The Week Award

Moe — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:00:00 EDT

I try not to cast stones when it comes to idiotic shit people write on the internet but an Andrew Sullivan surrogate just picked up what is indisputably the most inane line of political reasoning this campaign has yet produced — and that includes DMX's inimitable Your momma don't name you no damn Barack meme — which is to say, John McCain's new "Obama is just a celebrity" ads featuring Britney and Paris are actually intended to imply that if elected a certain charismatic black man will have his way with every last single white American female. No really, and I quote: More »

Parsing The Obama Ipod As Told To Rolling Stone: The Blog Equivalent Of "Hot In Herre"?

Moe — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:00:00 EDT

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There are two kinds of good things in this world, according to my friend Don. There are the Irrefutables, and then, there are the things where you're like "You think you're soooooooooo cool, but you can't deny…" The irrefutables are, you know, just that. (Obama's race speech. Exile In Guyville. Thomas Frank's call for a new Grace Commission to expose the massive scam of government privatization which he admirably restrained himself from titling the Disgrace Commission.) But the latter things might make you squirm at first, like the epidemic of Irish Catholic overshare in the wake of Tim Russert, or Billy Joel's "Longest Time" or those fond memories you have of being 22 and voting for Ralph Nader who is who is now ripping on Barack Obama for "acting white" which brings us sheepishly to the contents of Barack Obama's iPod — EGADS SHERYL CROW — being ceremoniously revealed to Rolling Stone. On one hand, you know, like Peggy Noonan would say: Barf. On the other hand: Ludacris did some really irrefutable work. The most musically enhanced Crappy Hour in some time, with me and Megan after the jump. More »

Jessica & Tony Split; Joel Parties With Lindsay While Nicole Babysits

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 14 May 2008 09:00:00 EDT

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo: Dunzo! [TMZ]

Why Is Mariah So Shady?

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:00:00 EDT

Did Mariah Carey have an eye job or something? She won't walk down the red carpet without her sunglasses. If so, it's probably not her first procedure; her nose and boobs seem to have changed in the past few years. [Page Six]

Hulk Hogan: Hooking Up With Brooke's Buddy?

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:00:00 EST

Did Hulk Hogan have an affair while he was still living with his wife, Linda? And was the woman he slept with a friend of his daughter, Brooke? [Perez Hilton]

Britney's Performance: Are Frozen Margaritas And Poorly Made Boots To Blame?

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:00:00 EDT

Britney Spears showed up for her comeback at the MTV Awards "late, unprepared, and with a drink in her hand." She was also supposed to be lifted and twirled by the dancers, but refused. And she was supposed to be wearing a corset. [Page Six]