I very much enjoy making fun of Burning Man attendees. I did it last year. I did it before I worked at Jezebel, when I lived in the Bay Area (I pray all of you will one day experience the glory of a burner-free San Francisco weekend). I hope I live to do it again. There's just so much to work with, especially now that Silicon Valley has taken over the playa, from bros outsourcing tricked-out bikes via Task Rabbit to "venture communists" making deals in the dust.