Alyssa Milano Douche-Shames Jay Mohr for Fat-Shaming Her

Residually famous person Jay Mohr was apparently a dick to Alyssa Milano about the weight she put on after she grew a fucking human inside of her body for nine whole months. Mohr and Milano were both at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Awards, and, after Mohr was through giving Danica Patrick shit, he had enough douche energy reserves left to make some callous observations about Milano. "She was one of the presenters," Mohr said. "She's very tiny, in height...It seems like she had a baby and said, 'I don't really give a shit'...I read it on her gut."

That's a pretty craptastic thing to say to someone, but Milano managed to handle the incident with the aplomb of someone who has better things to do (like take care of a new kid) than comment on a person's weight. On Christmas day, Milano tweeted this:

Wow. Jay Mohr's wife is probably super-embarrassed right now. [NYDN]

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