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We Can All Quit Now: Dubstep Cat is the Pinnacle of Human Achievement

Erin Gloria Ryan — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 16:15:00 EST

Ok, folks. It's been a good run. Pack it on up. There's no use trying to accomplish anything else as a human species. Dubstep Cat is the apex of billions of years of evolution and innovation and thousands of years of human creativity, and after this, we should all go home and congratulate ourselves. More »

Miley Cyrus Makes Pathetic Attempt to Be Bad

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:50:00 EST

The movie LOL is supposed to signal to the world that Miley Cyrus is no longer a child, but apparently she's doing it in the most Disney way possible. Getting a D in math, drinking an unidentified substance from a Solo cup, and having sex with your boyfriend makes for a fairly tame teenage rebellion — particularly when in real life there's a six paragraph section in Wikipedia devoted to Miley's various sex and drug-related scandals. More »

'Hippo Coworker' Is Your Fave New Meme

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 10:00:00 EST

The original photo involved a husband and wife; after one hippopotamus gave birth, her partner was separated from her, but he kept popping up and looking over the wall to check on her (awww). But now, this nosy neighbor image has become a meme with a Tumblr, explained by this simple description: "That one person in the cubicle next door." More »

Jessica Simpson's Engagement Ring Was Hidden In A Shoe

Erin Gloria Ryan — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 13:30:00 EST

Jessica Simpson's new dudelove reportedly hid her three stone ruby engagement ring in a shoe, the smelliest part of everyone's wardrobe. More »

Miley Cyrus Is Just Getting Her Feet Wet

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 15:27:00 EDT

[Paris, September 6. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Daniel Craig Photobombs Taylor Swift

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 09:45:00 EDT

Bomb. James Bomb. Craig's creepstache and lecherous glare just make the picture all the more amusing. More »

The Original LOL

Sadie Stein — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:30:00 EDT

A wonder lotion that anti-ages, clears, refreshes, soothes, removes skin irritations, shrinks pores and erases blackheads, all for $3? LOL, indeed. [Vintage_Ads] More »

55 Bad Unicorn Tattoos

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 21 May 2010 10:20:00 EDT

Every single one is terrible in its own way — the "White Power" ass-piece is truly tasteless — but the "Hustlin'" 'corn, seen here, is a personal fave. [Damn Cool Pics] More »

Translating The Twilight: Eclipse Trailer

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 16:40:00 EDT

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The trailer for the latest Twilight movie, Eclipse, has arrived. This is the third film in the soapy vampire romance series, and if you're a little bit lost, plot-wise, this frame-by-frame analysis should help! (Actual trailer at the end.) More »

Martha: Internet Is Making Us Deaf, Dumb, & Blind

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 18:20:00 EDT

Today the founder of NetLingo.com attempted to decipher online acronyms for Martha Stewart. After ranting about how the term "lol" is hampering our progress as a species, Martha declared, "Rappers started it all. I blame all the rappers." More »

Monogamy For Mice

Katy Kelleher — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:30:00 EDT

Jezebel contributor Rich has unearthed this gem of video madness, just in time for Easter. Click through to watch two mice get married by a singing cat. If that's not your cup of tea, there's also this: [FourFour] More »

Alert God: Jesus Found In Frying Pan

Katy Kelleher — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:30:00 EST

Two things about this picture: 1. Is it just me or could this dude be cute if he didn't look so awkward? 2. He is clearly skilled at grease-painting - but not so much at making bacon. [Mirror] More »

Know Your LOLCat History

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:20:00 EST

And lo, a kitten was once paired with a caption. And it was good. [Boing Boing] More »

"You Can Make Me Vampior?"

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:30:00 EST

If the actual movie had been as short and hilarious as LOLNew Moon, I would have enjoyed it a lot more. [Mircosuede] More »

LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:40:00 EST

On last night's Entertainment Tonight, Jon Gosselin chose Hailey Glassman's interview with Mary Hart as his opportunity to "break up" with her. Mary's WTF faces were gold. We present to you our version of the interview: LOL Jerks. More »

Run For Your Life!

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:40:00 EDT

Godzilla baby is on the loose. [BuzzFeed] More »

Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:40:00 EDT

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"Reborn as porn" is sort of sick, sort of funny. [b3ta.com] More »

So Far, This Is The Closest We Have To Jezebel Fashion Plates

Hortense Smith — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:20:00 EDT

Ooh la la! Our fancy new tag system has created a very stylish Peter Griffin along the side of today's trend post. Now all Peter needs is a belt to tie it (and himself) together, and he'll be all set. More »

"How Did You Do That Cute Smiley Face????"

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:30:00 EDT

In which a Mom discovers emoticons. Click to enlarge. [Buzzfeed via Literally, Genevieve Clare] More »

The First Rule Of Pug Fight Club Is: You Do Not Talk About Pug Fight Club

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:30:00 EDT

Explore the world of "underground pug fighting" with caution, people. [Buzzfeed] More »

Truths About Cats & Dogs

Anna Holmes — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 11:40:00 EDT

Reason to love The Onion: The first sentence of this story. No, scratch that. Every sentence of this story. [The Onion] More »

Olde-School Names Are Dying… From Embarrassment

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:45:00 EDT

"A comparison of the 2008 population - using data from a variety of sources - with the first census in 1881 shows that the number of Cocks has shrunk by 75%" [Times of London] More »

Blogger Annoyed By Drunk, Pole-Dancing, Workaholic Women Writers

Megan Carpentier — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:40:00 EDT

Blogger Debra Dickerson is tired of young feminists talking about the present and future state of abortion rights as if they actually care about them. More »

Stuff, Hug, Play

Maria — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:40:00 EDT

Oh dear lord. We found this Superman "Snuggler" child's toy on the internet with a very suspicious looking mouth. Like, obviously-the-mouth-of-a-sex-doll suspicious. It really gives new meaning to the toy's tagline "Stuff, Hug, Play," doesn't it? Lolz all around! But of course, like most viral things that illicit giggles out of college-aged boys, this thing was too good to be true. Using the same level of internet skills as the infamous Palin hacker (which is to say that we just Googled the toy name) we discovered the true origins of the Superman "Snuggler" sex doll. Click on the image to see the original. [Random Good Stuff] More »

LOLVogue: Teh Billee Goatz Gruff (And Contest!)

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:00:00 EDT

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Someone was smoking some really strong shit when they came up with the Burning-Man-esque "Natural High" photo shoot in the October issue of Vogue. Three lithe, billy goat-ish moddles are on a rocky landscape, under a blazing sun, wearing huge shaggy furs, and the magazine calls it "beastly beauty." Add "hooflike heels" and you've got a lurid fairy tale — without the bridge, troll or moral. It's hallucinatory and ridiculous. But! I mock because I love! Which is why, inspired by LOLCats, here is another episode of LOLVogue. After the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werdz on ur moddles. (And! A contest!) More »

LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On Dr. Phil

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:30:00 EDT

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Yesterday, two notable specimens of boy-foe material, Paul Janka and John Fitzgerald Page, appeared on Dr. Phil to let talk about their big egos in front of a female-only audience. The audience reactions were so priceless — lots of disgust and appalled laughter — that today, one of you asked us to give the images the LOL treatment, an "offer" we couldn't refuse. The results, after the jump. More »

It Had To Be Done

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:40:00 EST

Or at least, it felt that way. More »

LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests

dodai — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:00:00 EST

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Did you hear? They seem like harmless fun, but LOLcats can control your mind. What do you think happens when a mashup of LOLCats and Vogue gets made? Find out, after the jump: Once again, we're in ur magazeen, putting werds on your moddles. More »

LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye

dodai — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:30:00 EST

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The January issue of Vogue has hit the stands, so naturally it begs for the LOLcat treatment. And holy crap: the bible is now being translated in to kitteh speak. After the jump, the "Working Girls" fashion story shot by Craig McDean gets the honors. We're in ur magazeen... puttin werds on ur moddles. More »

LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find

dodai — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:00:00 EST

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Welcome back to another episode of LOLVogue, in which we create a mashup of LOLcats and the latest issue of Vogue. The December issue, with lovely Penelope Cruz on the cover, includes an accessories spread called "Precious Gemma" modeled by Gemma Ward, in which the model is "doing" household chores. Is she acting out one of Anna Wintour's fantasies? Does Ms. Wintour want a lithe, twiglike little urchin to clean her home? Is Anna Wintour Miss Hannigan? We'll never know. In the meantime, after the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur moddles. More »