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			<title><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Squandered Talent To Jail For 30 Days]]></title>
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				Depressing substance-addled celebrity Lindsay Lohan has been ordered by a judge to spend 30 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation.  Those in the know say that she's probably more likely to serve about 6 days.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5855743/lindsay-lohan-takes-her-squandered-talent-to-jail-for-30-days" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Squandered Talent To Jail For 30 Days">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Nov 2011 15:26:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan To Be Charged With Felony Grand Theft]]></title>
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				<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/05/lindsay-lohan-grand-theft-jewelry-store-necklace-surveillance-investigation-video-probation-violation-venice-prosecution-district-attorney-lapd-police/">Best slap her on the wrist and send her back to rehab</a>.  In the meantime, a fun thought exercise because it's Black History Month:  what if <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsaylohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a> were Latrell Lohan, 19-year-old black man from Chicago's 20th ward?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5752774/lindsay-lohan-to-be-charged-with-felony-grand-theft" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan To Be Charged With Felony Grand Theft">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 05 Feb 2011 13:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[John Mayer Snubs Press, Tells Vagina Joke]]></title>
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				At an event last night, the verbally-incontinent crooner was alternately silent and douchey.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5685877/john-mayer-snubs-press-tells-vagina-joke" title="Click here to read more about John Mayer Snubs Press, Tells Vagina Joke">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Fantasia Hospitalized After Overdose, Possible Suicide Attempt]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Fantasia Barrino</strong> was hospitalized last night after overdosing on aspirin and sleeping pills. Her manager says she was "overwhelmed by the lawsuit and media attention" related to her relationship with a married man and it seems she tried to commit suicide.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5609655/fantasia-hospitalized-after-overdose-possible-suicide-attempt" title="Click here to read more about Fantasia Hospitalized After Overdose, Possible Suicide Attempt">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Aug 2010 19:11:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Though he has struggled with alcoholism in the past, sources claim that <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #melgibson" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #melgibson" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/melgibson/">Mel Gibson</a></strong> was sober during his recorded rants aimed at his girlfriend, and that he has apparently been sober for quite some time. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/27/mel-gibson-oksana-grigorieva-tape-recording-rant-drunk-sober-rehab/">TMZ</a>]</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5597375/mels-oksanas-rants-even-more-disturbing-he-was-sober" title="Click here to read more about Turns Out Mel Was Sober During Crazy Oksana Rants">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness! We read <em>Star</em>,<em> In Touch</em>, <em>Us</em>, <em>Ok!</em> and <em>Life & Style</em>, and found out the name of Angelina's new kid, the truth about Megan Fox's face and what Sarah Palin doesn't know about Bristol.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5570837/this-week-in-tabloids-jen--angelina-adopting-daughters-levi--bristol-having-sex/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Jen & Angie Adopting Daughters; Levi & Bristol Having Sex">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Jun 2010 14:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga Trapped In Outfit On Plane; Anti-Choice Activist Threatens Elton's Life]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Recently <strong>Lady Gaga</strong> boarded a flight from London to New York wearing an outfit made of tightly-wrapped black and yellow tape and giant blue <strong>Alexander McQueen</strong> heels. Mid-flight, her legs started to swell, but Gaga couldn't free herself.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5491495/lady-gaga-trapped-in-outfit-on-plane-anti+choice-activist-threatens-eltons-life" title="Click here to read more about Lady Gaga Trapped In Outfit On Plane; Anti-Choice Activist Threatens Elton's Life">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Rihanna Encounters Chris Brown, Broken Bottle; Anne Hathaway: &quot;I’m Not Very Pretty&quot;]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Early on Monday morning, <strong>Rihanna</strong> was celebrating the Saints' Super Bowl win at a Miami club with <strong>Kim Kardashian</strong> and <strong>Timbaland</strong>, when a partygoer chucked a champagne bottle at their table from the balcony above and almost hit her.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5468127/rihanna-encounters-chris-brown-broken-bottle-anne-hathaway-im-not-very-pretty" title="Click here to read more about Rihanna Encounters Chris Brown, Broken Bottle; Anne Hathaway: &quot;I’m Not Very Pretty&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sarah Jessica Parker Talks Twins For The First Time; Aniston Suffering From Exhaustion]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 May 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Shanna Moakler Confirms Carrie Prejean's Breasts Were Paid For By Pageant]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Shanna Moakler</strong>, Co-Executive Director of the Miss California Organization, has confirmed that the pageant paid for<strong> Miss California Carrie Prejean</strong>'s breast implants. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5234090/shanna-moakler-confirms-carrie-prejeans-breasts-were-paid-for-by-pageant" title="Click here to read more about Shanna Moakler Confirms Carrie Prejean's Breasts Were Paid For By Pageant">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Madonna is "begging" Gwyneth Paltrow to move back to New York so they can hang out and do yoga or whatever. Gwynnie lives in London with hubby Chris Martin, son Moses and daughter Apple. Will her Madgesty get what she wants? [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1897510.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">The Sun</a>]
<li>We reported this <a href="http://jezebel.com/5026182/will-madonna-bring-justin--britney-back-together">before</a> and it may actually happen: Madonna is orchestrating a Britney-Justin reunion! Brit and JT will be on stage with Madge tonight when her Sticky & Sweet tour stops at Dodger Stadium. People are going to freak the fuck out. [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20081106/en_top_eo/67392">Yahoo News</a>]
<li>Brad Pitt and Oprah were both at the Obama victory rally in Grant Park, Chicago, but they missed one another "I was looking for you and would have invited you down to sit with the rest of us," Oprah told Brad. "You mean the non-VIP area?" Brad joked. He assured her that he took public transportation to be at the rally "just like everyone else." [<a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/news/14814?cid=RSS">Star</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5077566/madonna-to-replace-guy-with-gwyneth" title="Click here to read more about Madonna To Replace Guy With Gwyneth?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ashley Olsen's Fashionista Wedding?]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Is Ashley Olsen getting married? The <em>National Enquirer</em> thinks so. It'll happen on the French Riviera next summer; she wants Karl Lagerfeld to make the dress and Annie Leibovitz to take the pix. Oh, the hubs-to-be is boyfriend Justin Bartha. [<a href="http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/68966">Daily Express</a>]
<li>Ryan Reynolds ran the NYC marathon! His time? 3 hours and 50 minutes, faster than he anticipated. "It was an incredible experience," he says. He was asked how he'd celebrate and claimed: "I'll probably celebrate by eating my own body weight in raw dough." [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20237431,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>]
<li>Heh, things were "frosty" between Tina Fey and John McCain on <em>Saturday Night Live</em>. [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27506010/">MSNBC</a>]
<li>A "crazed" Madonna fan stormed on to the set of Guy Ritchie's new movie and threatened to kill him. The teenager had a knife and was shouting, "I love Madonna." He was arrested, though if he were cast in Guy Ritchie's movie, that would be believable. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/latest/2008/11/01/guy-s-knife-terror-crazed-madonna-fan-s-bid-to-kill-him-on-film-set-115875-20861455/">Mirror</a>]
<li>Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's kids went trick-or-treating in Malibu on Friday. Maddox was a Marine; Zahara was a Jolly Green Giant; Shiloh was a sheriff. Need pix!!! [<a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/news/14801?cid=RSS">Star Magazine</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5074835/ashley-olsens-fashionista-wedding" title="Click here to read more about Ashley Olsen's Fashionista Wedding?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Oh dear: Lindsay Lohan's <em>Ugly Betty</em> episodes were cut from six to four. A source says: "It was a mess. Lindsay would show up every day with an entourage of people. She smoked 24/7, and after she left, they had to repaint her dressing room it was such a mess." Plus! in a scene where Betty is supposed to pull down Lindsay's pants, America Fererra did and LL wasn't wearing underwear. But! A different source says "America was mean to Lindsay. Producers give her too much power. Lindsay didn't do the last two episodes because America didn't like her and got her kicked off." Drama! [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/10232008/gossip/pagesix/lohans_betty_gig_chopped_134813.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham is on the cover of <em>Vogue</em> India dressed as an Indian bride in a sari. There's a joke here about currying favor, right? [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1844844.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">The Sun</a>]
<li>Beyoncé would like for you to call her Sasha Fierce. Her new double album will be called <em>I Am… Sasha Fierce</em>. She explains: "I have someone else that takes over when it's time for me to work and when I'm on stage, this alter ego that I've created that kind of protects me and who I really am. Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I'm working and when I'm on the stage." It's call compartmentalization. Look into it. [<a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE49M08420081023?feedType=RSS&feedName=entertainmentNews">Reuters</a>]
<li>Ali Lohan didn't go to her grandfather's funeral because she didn’t have time to get her hair extensions done the day before and didn’t want anyone to see what horrible hair she has. [<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/29050480.html">ONTD</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5067568/lindsay-lohan--america-ferrera-acting-ugly-on-the-set-of-betty" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan & America Ferrera: Acting Ugly On The Set Of Betty">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 23 Oct 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Christian Bale's "assault" against his mother is part of a long-simmering feud. Apparently Christian's been estranged from his mother and sister, Jenny and Sharon Bale, since he sided with his father when his parents divorced in the early '90s. Christian "reluctantly" agreed to meet with them at his London hotel right before the premiere of <em>The Dark Knight</em> but soon realized they were there to hit him up for money. An argument ensued; Christian demanded they leave his suite and allegedly pushed his mother out of the door. Snubbed, his mother went and told her "assault" story; she's trying to sell it to media outlets as well. [<a href="http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1071933,CST-FTR-zp24.article">Chicago Sun Times</a>]
<li>Christian Bale singed autographs and posed for photos at the Madrid premiere of <em>Dark Knight</em> last night but did not speak to reporters, duh. By the by, he has not been formally charged with anything. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20214590,00.html">People</a>]
<li>Christian's relationship with his wife? Solid. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b147646_christian_bale_wife_solid_knights_spain.html">E!</a>]
<li>P.S.: Aaron Eckhart has agreed to be in a third Batman film. [<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/26054099.html?mode=reply">ONTD</a>]
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 <blockquote>Lohan is thinking outside of the box, though. She recently revealed that she&rsquo;s got a business idea to carry her over until her next windfall: She&rsquo;ll be starting her own line of leggings. Lohan told Life &amp; Style, &ldquo;It will be a while before it comes out, but I&rsquo;m going to do it. Some of them will have prints and some will have patterns. I love leggings.&rdquo;</blockquote>
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				How did you spend your time in high school? Editing the school paper? Drama club? Smoking behind Waffle House? These days, girls are being encouraged to partake in <a href="http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22770766-5007132,00.html">sex, drugs and lying</a> through a new cell phone game called "Coolest Girl in School," which is all the rage in Australia. How does one become the coolest girl? Just "lie, bitch and flirt your way to the top of the high school ladder." All you have to do is "experiment with drugs, alcohol and smoking, skip school, spread rumours, bully" and have unprotected sex. Fun! Parents and educators are freaking the fuck out, naturally, that a game being marketed specifically at girls that encourages them to, uh, make bad choices. But the game's creator, Holly Martin, says the game is actually <em>good</em> for girls.  				<a href="http://jezebel.com/323799/being-a-fresh+from+rehab-mean-girl-is-awesome" title="Click here to read more about Being A Fresh-From-Rehab Mean Girl Is Awesome!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				For the past few days, I've been in pursuit of the accessory of the summer&mdash;a SCRAM ankle bracelet. My aim was to test the thing out, push its limits, see how much I could tamper with it without getting caught, and most importantly, find out just how trashed I could get while wearing it. Yesterday I was on the horn with Kathleen Brown the PR person for Alcohol Monitoring Systems, which manufactures the SCRAM (which stands for "secure continuous remote alcohol monitor").My dreams were dashed when Ms. Brown explained to me that because of "legal issues", I wouldn't be able to perform a demo on the trendy product, because I'd be purposefully getting wasted, and the company feared that I might "hurt" myself or others. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/281794/lindsay-lohans-probable-scram-scam" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan's Probable SCRAM Scam">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 Jul 2007 15:45:03 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Winona Ryder is speaking out now about her shoplifting. Honestly? No one gives a shit. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20046863,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/279475/we-wish-wed-bought-a-free-winona-t+shirt-way-back-when" title="Click here to read more about We Wish We'd Bought A 'Free Winona' T-Shirt Way Back When">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 17 Jul 2007 19:05:10 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Music festivals and fashion statements go together like Peter, Bjorn and John and Pete and Kate! But fashion-wise, not all music festivals are created equal. As Donna Karan spokeswoman told the </em>LA Times</em> last year re the Lohan-Diaz-Kim Stewart music-famewhore clusterfuck that is Coachella: "We've done Coachella for three years now, but we wouldn't necessarily do Bonnaroo.  It's all about the energy here. Let's face it, it's not everybody who gets in &mdash; it's tastemakers. We're associating ourselves with people who set the trends. They tell the stories we want to tell." So what stories to Bonnarroo attendees tell, pray tell? The intrepid style studiers at <em>Women's Wear Daily</em> went to find out, and returned with an <a href="http://www.wwd.com/issue/article/116825">entire gallery</a> showcasing the Nashville music festival's hottest "hipsters." So who's right?  The PR bitches?  Or the fourth estate?  Judge for yourself by checking out the aforementioned gallery, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/271517/bonnaroo-bastard-fashion-music-festival-stepchild-or-tastemaking-trend-capital" title="Click here to read more about Bonnaroo: Bastard Fashion Music Festival Stepchild Or Tastemaking Trend Capital?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 22 Jun 2007 17:53:48 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>The more celebs who launch perfumes, the worse they all smell, apparently. Sales of the celebrity stink fell 17% last year. Can Mariah Carey save the celebrity-olfactory complex? 80% of white women and 90% of black women view Mimi favorably, according to surveys. Which is really the only important thing when we're deciding how to smell &mdash; whether we approve of the public persona carefully cultivated by the celebrity licensing his or her name to the perfume. Usher, Gwen, Diddy, and SJP are also launching scents.[<a href="http://www.wwd.com/issue/article/116832">WWD</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/271298/can-mariah-help-celebriscent-industry-shake-off-its-doldroms" title="Click here to read more about Can Mariah Help Celebriscent Industry Shake Off Its Doldroms?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				You know your 5th grade frenemy?  The girl who acted like you were totally BFF's, but was actually using you...to be the butt of her jokes? Welcome to your present-day relationship with DailyCandy, which totally thinks you're retarded enough to idolize Lindsay Lohan's style, be one of the organic hippie freaks, and have nothing better to do than pick up paper bags with your mouth on a Friday night (no, seriously). More on today's tips that reveal how much DailyCandy thinks you're really, really pathetic and easily impressionable, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/263624/dailycandy-thinks-youre-a-follower" title="Click here to read more about DailyCandy Thinks You're A Follower">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<ul><li>OMG trouble in <a href="http://perezhilton.com/topics/name_this_couple/its_time_to_vote_20070514.php">"Coke N Bloke"</a> paradise! The fame slut Lindsay Lohan is sleeping with attracts his <em>own</em> fame slut who blabs about it to the gossip press in an episode that vaguely recalls that time Shar Jackson and Jason Alexander went on a date. Sure, act like you don't remember that. [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/r_m/index.html">Rush & Molloy</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/260530/lindsay-lohans-new-boyfriend-gets-a-taste-of-his-own-medicine" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan's New Boyfriend Gets A Taste Of His Own Medicine">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Lindsay Lohan may have thought she was hot stuff when she got a "chipped manicure" to give her a rocker-girl chic look, but Sienna Miller is taking this season's black nail trend to a new level. The Factory Girl actress was spotted with a bashed black thumb at New York's JFK airport when she was yapping in the customs area (where cell phones are banned) about her bleeding thumb. Could the trendsetting Brit manage to bring back self-mutilation? 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/219448/chipped-nails-are-out-bashed-nails-are-in" title="Click here to read more about Chipped nails are out. Bashed nails are in.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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