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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lizphair" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lizphair" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lizphair/">Liz Phair</a>'s new album, <i>Funstyle</i>, is<a href="http://www.lizphair.com/"> currently available for purchase on her website</a>, and in order to entice you to buy it, she's posted a single, "Bollywood," which I think you should listen to before we go any further:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5579449/liz-phair-raps-confuses-in-her-new-single-bollywood" title="Click here to read more about Liz Phair Raps, Confuses In Her New Single, &quot;Bollywood&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 04 Jul 2010 16:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hortense Smith]]></dc:creator>
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				Several readers directed us to <em>The AV Club</em>'s list of "well-intended yet misguided feminist anthems" &mdash; inspiring us to list a few more successful ditties, and to wonder what makes a feminist song anyway.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5493710/five-songs-a-sort-of-feminist-playlist" title="Click here to read more about Five Songs: A (Sort Of) Feminist Playlist">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The large amount of pop songs giving props to sex and blow jobs almost drown out the ones about oral pleasures given to <em>women</em>. Here, we give a rundown of songs in which ladies singing the praise of being eating out.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5264674/20-songs-about-cunnilingus" title="Click here to read more about 20 Songs About Cunnilingus">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Feb 2009 11:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[I May Be Too Old To Rock, But Thankfully, The Breeders Are Not]]></title>
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				People &mdash; writers, fans, music executives &mdash; don't really know what to do with an aging female musician. I'm not talking about someone like Celine Dion or Cher, whose popularity was never based on some amorphous idea of coolness or relevance. I'm not even talking about our beloved <a href="http://jezebel.com/5019973/last-night-liz-phair-descended-on-the-pampered-aging-nineties-theme-park-that-is-new-york-and-today-we-im+ed-about-it/">Liz Phair</a>, who still plasters short, tight dresses on her meticulously muscled frame and projects an image of socially desirable sexuality. I'm talking about Patti Smith, who was <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/13/magazine/13wwln-Q4-t.html?_r=1&ref=magazine&oref=slogin/">interviewed</a> by Deborah Solomon in this weekend's <em>New York Times Magazine </em> and asked more than one question about her use of conditioner and reigning status as "the queen of split ends." And even more so, I'm talking about Kim Deal, the lead singer of the Breeders and former Pixies bassist who headlined a big summer concert yesterday in Brooklyn to support the Breeders' April release, <em>Mountain Battles</em>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5024905/i-may-be-too-old-to-rock-but-thankfully-the-breeders-are-not" title="Click here to read more about I May Be Too Old To Rock, But Thankfully, The Breeders Are Not">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Yesterday Jessica and I went to see the musician Liz Phair play an intimate concert in commemoration of the 15th anniversary of the highly underappreciated cult album <em>Exile In Guyville</em>. The crowd was somewhat disappointingly subdued, chiefly because they couldn't really sing along word-for-word as one usually does in such situations because Liz Phair has a very, very, very low voice. (Occasionally you'd hear little yelps from fangirls, desperately singing along in the next octave up like Liz Phair as told to Juliana Hatfield karaoke.) (And yes some of those yelps came from us!) Anyway, <a href="http://jezebel.com/5019749/">we attempted to Liveblog</a> the excitement via Twitter, but the subterranean venue had no cell phone reception. How nineties! So we've attempted to recreate the experience in all its shimmeringly, sensually poignant  totality the only way we know how anymore: IM exchange! In short: don't believe <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/1023344,CST-FTR-phair25.article">the haters</a>! It was fun. Well, in that "despite the fact we are really fucking old" way!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5019973/last-night-liz-phair-descended-on-the-pampered-aging-nineties-theme-park-that-is-new-york-and-today-we-im+ed-about-it" title="Click here to read more about Last Night Liz Phair Descended On The Pampered Aging Nineties Theme Park That Is New York And Today We IM-ed About It">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Jess and I are going to see Liz Phair. We'll be <a href="http://twitter.com/helpmemarypls">twittering</a> about it. Come, experience our fabulous lives vicariously, one misspelled 14-word text message missive at a time!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5019749/" title="Click here to read more about 
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				Jane Czyzselska thinks that women in music are <a href="http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/article4150324.ece">rarely referred to as geniuses</a>. The <em>Times of London</em> writer claims that Rufus Wainwright gets plied with the "genius" accolade frequently, while similarly blessed female musicians like Kate Bush, Bjork and Goldfrapp are not given the genius label. Um, Jane? Goldfrapp? You're really arguing that Goldfrapp is a "genius?" Maybe the term genius is being tossed around entirely too frequently, regardless of gender. That made me doubt Czyzselska's original thesis, so I decided to google Jezebel fave "Liz Phair" and "genius" and found this <a href="http://www.citypages.com/1998-08-05/music/what-makes-you-happy/">incredible review of Phair's third album</a> <em>whitechocolatespaceegg</em> by Laura Sinagra. I checked out the Billboard Hot 100, and as  <a href="http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/charts/chart_display.jsp?g=Singles&f=The+Billboard+Hot+100">five of the top ten</a> albums are by women, maybe we need to lament the lack of "genius" females in music writing, not music making.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5017935/in-the-music-industry-female-geniuses-are-hard-to-find" title="Click here to read more about In The Music Industry, Female "Geniuses" Are Hard To Find">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Moe is not the only <a href="http://jezebel.com/5013161/exile-in-guyville-did-liz-phair-predict-your-life-or-did-she-actually-dictate-it">Phair-lover</a> on staff; I, too, listened to <em>Exile In Guyville</em> at least once a week for the entirety of my college career, not to mention the time spent on <em>whitechocolatespaceegg</em> and <em>Whip Smart</em>.  I was shaped by Phair, but not just by her alone &mdash; I also spent many, many ponderous hours with Sleater-Kinney and Kim Deal and Belly and lots of other disaffected, apathetic, introspective white ladies. Carrie Brownstein, former Sleater-Kinney guitarist was on NPR <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=91204851">yesterday, talking about the "sound of a generation"</a> &mdash; i.e., how music can define a specific era. Much of the talk focused on the difference between Generation X's musical preferences and Generation Y's. Although I am  <a href="http://radaronline.com/features/2008/05/generation_x_millennials_facebook_kevin_colvin_baby_boomers.php">technically part of Generation Y</a>, as its often defined as those born between 1982 and 2002, my musical tastes are very staunchly X, and hearing Brownstein talk made me wonder: what happened to all those sad young indie rock girls?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5013943/who-is-the-liz-phair-of-the-new-generation" title="Click here to read more about Who Is The Liz Phair Of The New Generation?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It is the fifteenth anniversary of <em>Exile In Guyville</em>. What <a href="http://jezebel.com/374045/just-pointing-your-body-wherever-it-seemed-like-a-good-idea">more</a>, at this <a href="http://jezebel.com/356545/which-songs-never-fail-to-break-your-heart">point</a>, could we <em>possibly</em> <a href="http://jezebel.com/376883/">say</a> about <em>Exile In Guyville</em>? WRONG QUESTION, bitches! (Better question: Why on earth isn't Jezebel devoting a post to each song on <em>Exile In Guyville</em>? Answer: Why, what a capital idea! How did <em>you</em> go about becoming a blowjob queen, Anna?) Anyway, Liz (incidentally a Hillary supporter) <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=91142975&ft=1&f=1039">was on NPR today</a> talking about the album, and the interview &mdash; salient quote: "I had this crush on this guy in the scene…" &mdash; would have probably brought a tear my eye if Liz hadn't so effectively schooled me in the ways of repressing emotions. Fifteen years ago, see, I was a fourteen year old passenger in the carpool of Francis Chung whose most defensible CD was probably En Vogue's "Funky Divas." I was a virgin and a nerd who hadn't learned to pluck my eyebrows or roll my kilt correctly or swear off barrettes. Francis Chung was a dork too but he liked "alternative" music, and he, and that one line in "Fuck And Run" &mdash; <em>Even when I was seventeen, fuck and run, fuck and run, even when I was twelve…</em> &mdash; would become my "salvation" of a sort.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5013161/exile-in-guyville-did-liz-phair-predict-your-life-or-did-she-actually-dictate-it" title="Click here to read more about Exile In Guyville: Did Liz Phair Predict Your Life? Or Did She Actually Dictate It?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Nelson Mandela personally called Amy Winehouse and asked her to sing at his birthday party on June 27! The former president of South Africa <em>phoned</em> her! Bono, Elton John and Annie Lennox are expected to perform as well. This UK paper says,"Let's hope [Amy] bee-hives herself!" Yuk, yuk. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/3am/2008/05/06/amy-winehouse-to-play-nelson-mandela-s-birthday-gig-89520-20406711/">Mirror</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/387498/will-amy-sing-at-mandelas-birthday-bash" title="Click here to read more about Will Amy Sing At Mandela's Birthday Bash?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Your <a href="http://jezebel.com/374045/just-pointing-your-body-wherever-it-seemed-like-a-good-idea">favorite non-Bjork 90s indie rock chanteuse</a> Liz Phair is writing a novel! This way hopefully, Avril Lavigne's evil production team can't fuck it up and she will have to do that all herself. We learn this courtesy the <em>New York Times</em> Book Review, which mini-profiled her (and had someone draw a <em>really</em> flattering illustration of her) to accompany <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/06/books/review/Phair-t.html?ref=books">her review</a> of <em>Black Postcards</em>, a memoir by Luna frontman Dean Wareham.  [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/06/books/review/Upfront-t.html?ref=review">NYT</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/376883/" title="Click here to read more about 
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				Liz Phair is reissuing <em>Exile In Guyville</em> on some label owned by Dave Matthews that sounds like the name of a wrestling fraternity (and that, to its credit, also gave us Ben Kweller). <em>Exile in Guyville</em> is not that great a conversational topic since I think we can all agree that to deny its greatness is on par with killing puppies and date rape, but the question is: when did you <em>stop</em> listening to Liz? I totally held out until she colluded with those malevolent Avril Lavigne Svengali producers The Matrix. (You know how I'm all "Fuck discretion?" Yeah, well, everyone has their limits and mine is writing a song called "Hot White Cum.") Anyway, name your favorite Liz song here; bonus points if it's post-<em>Exile</em> like the song referenced in my headline! [<a href="http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/news/49610-liz-phair-reissues-iexile-in-guyvillei-signs-to-ato">Pitchfork</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/374045/just-pointing-your-body-wherever-it-seemed-like-a-good-idea" title="Click here to read more about Just Pointing Your Body Wherever It Seemed Like A Good Idea">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Crappy Valentine's! And welcome to our all-time favorite hateful love songs post. The thing about love songs is that they only seem good when you're really really miserable thanks to love. In fact, if you're <em>in</em> a relationship and you find yourself listening to, say, "<a href="http://www.actionext.com/names_l/liz_phair_lyrics/divorce_song.html">Divorce Song</a>" or "<a href="http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/wilco/iamtryingtobreakyourheart.html">I Am Trying To Break Your Heart</a>" or "<a href="http://www.uta.edu/english/dab/music/mats.html">Unsatisfied</a>" or "<a href="http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/cherish/shesgone.htm">She's Gone</a>"...or "<a href="http://www.lyricsfreak.com/e/elvis+costello/i+want+you_20047601.html">I Want You</a>" or "<a href="http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/jayz/songcry.html">Song Cry</a>" or anything Smiths or off that pink Beck breakup album or that suicidal wrenching Jennifer Hudson number from <em>Dreamgirls</em>...yeah, you're maybe not going to be in that relationship long because that song is actually <em>trying</em> to break your heart. Anyway! In the spirit of this, which is to say, the fact that the only thing any of us single people ever got from love was an iPod full of aborted dreams...				<a href="http://jezebel.com/356545/which-songs-never-fail-to-break-your-heart" title="Click here to read more about Which Songs Never Fail To Break Your Heart?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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