This 5-Year-Old Drum Major Is the Best Thing You'll See all WeekS

This 5-years-old from Belle Glade, Fla. is basically the reason humanity exists. He might single-handedly cause me to procreate — I've been on the fence for awhile but if this is what life looks like, SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

His name is Taranza Mckelvin and he became interested in marching bands after watching a few perform on video, so his parents enrolled him in band camp at Glades Central High School last summer. From there, the band, recognizing his talent, charisma, and general "it" factor, asked Mckelvin to be one of its key members. And the rest, as they say, is tiny drum major marching his way into our hearts forever history.