In today's Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna is in desperate need of Urban Dictionary, Aubrey Plaza is a fan of Mixology and The Situation is selling a car.
Who's interested in my 2011 White GTL Jeep?! It's posted for sale on eBay; Features lots of upgrades: TVs, Xbox etc pic.twitter.com/12R6pmNjGQ
— The Situation (@ItsTheSituation) May 9, 2014
I am getting a full course in Rachetness from my teens. I still don't know wtf it means.
— lisa rinna (@lisarinna) May 9, 2014
I have tweeter's block.
— alexa chung (@alexa_chung) May 9, 2014
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag) May 9, 2014
— jackantonoff (@jackantonoff) May 9, 2014
OMG. Botox is just not punk!
— Boy George (@BoyGeorge) May 9, 2014
Quick shoutout to inventors, keep doing what you do
— Miles Teller (@Miles_Teller) May 9, 2014
I find it interesting that the only people who have made fun of my pussy-eating elbow pads are men
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) May 9, 2014
You know those old men/ladies that are always rolling around the locker room butt naked & giving no fucks? I salute you! #nudeisnatural
— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) May 9, 2014
As drag queens, it’s our job to poke fun at the hypocrisy, mediocrity and absurdity of society
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) May 9, 2014
— Rebel Wilson (@RebelWilson) May 9, 2014
Lol I can't believe I danced yesterday
— Ansel Elgort (@AnselElgort) May 9, 2014
Just had "normcore" explained to me. Good God. Come back, Goths & steampunk-ers. All is forgiven.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 9, 2014
Titanic is on Bravo now. It really pisses me off how Jack barely tries to get on that headboard at the end.
— Andrew Rannells (@AndrewRannells) May 9, 2014
Great, bitter irony: that "Marilyn Monroe" is a consumer item well into 21st century while the actual woman was exploited, died young.
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) May 9, 2014
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